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� that's fucking tits posted on 07/30/08 by Opie

W.O.W

I wonder why the cop did this?

Sexy teen.
Quick jokes

Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious....

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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one minute to get out!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you bastard!'

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A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'

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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

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[NSFW] - Teen shower.
[NSFW] - Naked ASIAN.
[ SFW ] - Saw 5 teaser.
[NSFW] - Sex via shower.
[ SFW ] - Kimbo Slice song.
[ SFW ] - I like power rangers.
[NSFW] - Real pussy is better.
[NSFW] - Free porn downloads.
[ SFW ] - Brave chicken fighter.
[ SFW ] - Did you know that...
[ SFW ] - Liz Hurley is a hottie.
[NSFW] - Little sexy German bitch.
[ SFW ] - Leno photo booth prank.
[ SFW ] - Alcohol makes girls sexy.
[NSFW] - 9 Mistakes to Avoid in Bed.
[NSFW] - Cowboy gets a double BJ.
[ SFW ] - A porn add-on for Firefox.
[ SFW ] - She looks like a club whore.
[ SFW ] - Mr. Belding knows how to party.
[ SFW ] - Leaked Wolverine movie footage.. Bad ass.
[ SFW ] - I wish Jennifer Love Hewitt would pose naked.
[ SFW ] - The 12 Worst Songs Ever Recorded By Athletes.
[ SFW ] - Video greeting cards for men. These girls are dumb.

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� hi posted on 07/28/08 by Opie

Clips from Harold and Kumar 2. (NPH and the KKK scene)

Nice moves.

What you can do with a yellow belt.

Hamster Vs Bass.

Spider Vs Bee.

Pretty cool dino suit.
Joke

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Tickets, please!" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.

When they board the train all three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Tickets, please!"

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[ SFW ] - Meat for sale!
[ SFW ] - Katherine Heigl.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[NSFW] - XXX black book!
[ SFW ] - Incredible shirts.
[ SFW ] - Stoner dream girl.
[NSFW] - Hottest porn sites.
[ SFW ] - Sexy bikini contest.
[ SFW ] - Monopoly Madness!
[NSFW] - Time for a booty call.
[ SFW ] - I'd like to write on her.
[ SFW ] - Very cool "risk" video.
[NSFW] - Pussy lips in a knot...?
[ SFW ] - Bathtime with a hottie.
[NSFW] - Very nice body she has.
[ SFW ] - Music video with faggots.
[ SFW ] - Underground MMA fighting.
[ SFW ] - Dark Knight trailer in Legos!
[ SFW ] - Worlds smartest 5 year old.
[ SFW ] - "CRANK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
[ SFW ] - Singing puppies to sleep. AWW
[ SFW ] - Who the fuck kills their parents?
[ SFW ] - I kissed a girl.. Wait for the funny!
[ SFW ] - This dude is kind of freaking me out.
[ SFW ] - If you like machine guns check this out.
[ SFW ] - Let's use weed instead of chips for betting.
[ SFW ] - Ha you guys remember Sisqo? (Thong Song)
[ SFW ] - A free criminal search that doesn't forward to meatspin.
[ SFW ] - This would scare the shit out of anyone.. Even Chuck Norris.

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� suck thy asshole posted on 07/25/08 by Opie

Q and A

Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
A: The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Q: Whats the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants?
A: A pair of pants only has one fly on them.

The funniest Dark Knight spoof ever!

Worst drinking game ever!

Bet she wont play with guns again.

Top 10 racist things said on TV.

Double head kick!
Joke

Now, I�m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters.

Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here�s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit�s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is.

I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming �SHIT! SHIT!.� Now, my good friend, Tom we�ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting �FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN�T GET IT! FUCK!.� By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here�s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, �Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I�m� I�m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.�

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn�t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.

I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

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[ SFW ] - $10 tees.
[NSFW] - Party girls.
[NSFW] - Nude sites.
[ SFW ] - Keira Knightly.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[NSFW] - Wild blonde slut.
[ SFW ] - The nigger song!
[ SFW ] - Extreme catapult!
[ SFW ] - Holy shit she's hot.
[ SFW ] - He's a good helper.
[NSFW] - Hi girl with nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Stretching is important.
[ SFW ] - The Evolution of Homer.
[ SFW ] - Hottie under a waterfall.
[ SFW ] - Cheap ass video games.
[ SFW ] - Crazy ASIAN commercials.
[NSFW] - Get a slut for the weekend.
[NSFW] - Young chick giving a Blow J.
[ SFW ] - Haha almost shot that dude.
[ SFW ] - Why aren't naked doing this?
[ SFW ] - Iron Sheik on Howard Stern.
[ SFW ] - Game to help you kill some time.
[NSFW] - Nice trick with balls. Kinda gay but hey!
[ SFW ] - Life for raping a whore for 19 hours. HIGH-FIVE!
[ SFW ] - I case you missed the little girl in the "claw" machine.

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� peebody posted on 07/23/08 by Opie

W.O.W

Very nice.

Top 10 Old School WWE Wrestlers. (Big funny in here haha)
Joke

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky parted above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'

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[ SFW ] - Adriana Lima is sexy.
[ SFW ] - Something to look at.
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[NSFW] - Very nice bang scene.
[ SFW ] - That's a tough laptop.
[ SFW ] - DAMN NIGGA all around.
[ SFW ] - Cat doesn't like lights.
[ SFW ] - What a dumb ass tattoo.
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[ SFW ] - Last minute is actually funny.
[ SFW ] - She's hot and holding a snake.
[ SFW ] - Only reason to watch wrestling.
[ SFW ] - Vaginal contracting lubricant.. haha
[ SFW ] - I wish I could stab someone over the Internet.

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� My cock is a dark knight posted on 07/21/08 by Opie

Fedor Emelianenko Vs Tim Sylvia

Anderson Silva Vs James Irwin

And a sick KO from Saturdays UFC.

The Morning After. haha!

Stop throwing chairs"

Nice fall.

That is a big ass snake.
Joke

A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

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Nice edit.

I know right?

I got nothing.

METAL!

Name the song.

Not those guys again.

Going to hurt.

More like always.

Silly parents.

And he's fat.
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[ SFW ] - He's brave.
[ SFW ] - Funny shit.
[ SFW ] - Hot celebs.
[ SFW ] - Douchebag.
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[NSFW] - Hot galleries.
[NSFW] - Sexy Review.
[NSFW] - Very nice ass.
[ SFW ] - Lion Vs Tiger.
[NSFW] - Naughty Teens.
[NSFW] - Drunk girls rule.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Interesting site.
[NSFW] - Rate some titties.
[ SFW ] - Insane cock fights!
[ SFW ] - Sexy outdoor model.
[ SFW ] - Fat guy breaks Xerox.
[ SFW ] - Excellent role models.
[ SFW ] - Google Maps gone wild!
[ SFW ] - Peter Griffin prank calls.
[ SFW ] - That's a big ass Stingray.
[NSFW] - Again, this is fucking weird.
[ SFW ] - Unrated Step Brothers trailer!
[NSFW] - Get cam girls to strip for you.
[NSFW] - Old guy and a young girl, haha.
[ SFW ] - Here's a look at the new COD5.
[ SFW ] - This is gross, but safe for work!
[ SFW ] - You may be singing this shit all day.
[ SFW ] - She wears diapers, yet still pees her pants. Loser.

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� jews posted on 07/18/08 by Opie

Beware of flying umbrellas.

MEDIC!!!

Dog barks for 6 years straight.

You better listen to Mr. T, before he pittys the fool.

My question is, How did he get it in there?

White girl has a nice has.

What a great Mom.
Joke

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight.

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[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Gone Wild Tees.
[ SFW ] - The Fergie shake.
[ SFW ] - Some sexy womens.
[NSFW] - Get laid this weekend!
[ SFW ] - New iphone 3G blend.
[NSFW] - She's getting spanked.
[ SFW ] - Marilyn Manson is bald.
[ SFW ] - Black and white twins.
[NSFW] - That's some photoshoot.
[ SFW ] - If Google ruled the world..
[NSFW] - Strippers on your desktop!
[ SFW ] - Great deals on cell phones.
[NSFW] - Well isn't this fucking weird.
[ SFW ] - Girls doing that kung fu shit.
[NSFW] - Baseball bat shouldn't go there.
[ SFW ] - Who leaves messages like this?
[ SFW ] - God will fuck you up. No he wont.
[ SFW ] - Terminator Salvation teaser trailer!
[ SFW ] - "I had sex with my brother but I don't feel guilty"
[ SFW ] - This game is fucking awesome! (Needs levels though)

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� lucky number 69 posted on 07/16/08 by Opie

W.O.W

Man catches a Marlin with his hands!

She plays with her pussy!
Joke

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

Paul slumped back over the bar again.

"I kicked her in the face."