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� pissshit posted on 07/14/08 by Opie

First 6 minutes of The Dark Knight! (Not the bootleg)

Holy shit! What an idiot..

What an excellent racer.

A bunny letter opener.

This kid is obviously a ninja.

Zebra + Horse = Zorse

Young preacher.

Filming rain storms can get you struck.

Dog humping a deer.

Kid Vs Tire. (Wait for it)
Fun Fact!

Did you know 85% of Japanese drivers have cataracts?

The rest of them drive rincolns!!!

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JESUS!

Is she half rabbit?

Man boob.

Kinda funny.

Freeze MOTHER LICKA!

Stress.

That's a nice tit.

WTF is she doing?
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[NSFW] - Find a date.
[NSFW] - Deep throat.
[NSFW] - Busty blonde.
[NSFW] - Very nice ass.
[NSFW] - Dirty hotel sex.
[ SFW ] - Bike long jumps!
[ SFW ] - Max Payne trailer.
[ SFW ] - Emma is a sex one.
[ SFW ] - Trampoline crashes.
[ SFW ] - 1 Man Beat Box Band.
[ SFW ] - Top ten latin models.
[NSFW] - Horny chicks for you!
[ SFW ] - World's largest horns.
[ SFW ] - Lollipop techno remix.
[ SFW ] - Rock Band flash game.
[ SFW ] - Stormtrooper bootcamp.
[ SFW ] - iPhone 3G torture tests.
[NSFW] - They're both sexy bitches.
[ SFW ] - A reason to go to the beach.
[NSFW] - Why is there hair on her legs?
[ SFW ] - The coolest paintball gun ever.
[ SFW ] - I want to play tennis with them.
[ SFW ] - Get a new t-shirt worth wearing.
[ SFW ] - Why does this have so many views?
[ SFW ] - Jim Carrey's awesome dance moves.
[ SFW ] - This is the worst fucking kid band ever.
[ SFW ] - They are scared of a little bat.. Pussies.
[ SFW ] - Nintendo game spoof that's pretty good.
[ SFW ] - 12 Mcdonald's value meals in one sitting.
[NSFW] - Haha fucking Beetlejuice banging a whore.
[ SFW ] - Frank Caliendo is one funny mother fucker.
[ SFW ] - The term "Black Hole" is racist. Well, according to this nigger.
[NSFW] - My Big Breasts and Me, An excellent documentary. (Has nudity)

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� fuck my pussy posted on 07/11/08 by Opie

Note: This should make up for some shitty post this week. :)

Woman Vs Gate.. how did this happen? haha

Uh what?

Back off KITTAY!

Haha.. Vanilla Ice.

This guy is a fucking tool.

Who is Pokemon!?

Texting on a motorcycle.

This ball girl is good.

Hottie.
Joke

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.

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It's going to happen!

Ha!

DAMN NIGGA!

I like doritos.

"God I hate my life"

Rape time.

Apparently it is.

A correction.
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[NSFW] - Hot MILF.
[NSFW] - Daisy is fine.
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIAN.
[ SFW ] - I'll be Barack.
[ SFW ] - No, that's gay.
[NSFW] - Hot ass latina.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Shoe store prank.
[NSFW] - Hellooo Kate Frost.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Marisa Miller.
[ SFW ] - Another salvia trip.
[ SFW ] - Sluts.. easy to spot.
[ SFW ] - If you're an ass man..
[ SFW ] - Watch out for that puddle.
[ SFW ] - Kenny Rogers does Jackass.
[NSFW] - Two cheerleaders sucking it.
[NSFW] - These sluts like it up the ass!
[ SFW ] - A chair for sex... That's dumb.
[NSFW] - A bunch of naked whore sites.
[ SFW ] - I want to take a bath with her.
[ SFW ] - He wasn't cutting his wrist right.
[ SFW ] - Back to the Future shoes on eBay.
[NSFW] - Weird ass porn, but she has big boobs.
[ SFW ] - Hey isn't this that Lordsoldiers faggot?
[ SFW ] - We need to forward this to their parents.
[ SFW ] - I wish Amy Winehouse would OD already..
[ SFW ] - Necrophilia is actually legal in some states.
[ SFW ] - Blind Pianist, that's ASIAN. No pun needed.
[ SFW ] - Cumming on Pigeons. Watch them all, funny shit.

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� little porn, little lotion posted on 07/09/08 by Opie

W.O.W
Joke

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath.

He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi.

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[NSFW] - Porn.
[NSFW] - Nice ass.
[NSFW] - Get a fling.
[ SFW ] - Nice assets.
[NSFW] - SIXTY NINE!
[NSFW] - Naked hoes.
[ SFW ] - Topless teen.
[ SFW ] - Cheap shirts.
[ SFW ] - Pretty fun game.
[ SFW ] - How to sell beer.
[NSFW] - Good threesome.
[ SFW ] - Lighter fluid idiot.
[NSFW] - Just some good sex.
[ SFW ] - Good to be a Yankee.
[NSFW] - Give your hand a rest.
[NSFW] - Two sexy girls in a tent.
[NSFW] - Amateur with great tits.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit that was close.
[ SFW ] - Holy hot myspace chick.
[ SFW ] - White boy can rap.. kind of.
[ SFW ] - Jihad Cowboys are awesome.
[ SFW ] - I wish more ASIANS had racks like this.
[ SFW ] - I always wanted a hidden passageway.
[ SFW ] - The metal detectors is an excellent show.
[ SFW ] - What Women Love & Hate About Anal Sex.
[ SFW ] - Wait a second, something is out of place.
[NSFW] - Why you shouldn't bang chicks with muscles.
[NSFW] - Why not watch the Paris Hilton sex tape again.
[ SFW ] - Lawsuit going down for the waiting room death video.

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� bitches posted on 07/07/08 by Opie

Quick Q and A

Q: What is more surprising to a girl than cumming in her mouth without telling her?
A: Following it with a punch in the face.

Snake eating a live chick!

What a dumbass.

Pretty funny salvia trip.

I guess she waited to long. I like how no one cared.

The Jordan of cats.

Smart dog.

They're good at paper ping pong.
Joke

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.

After he makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous house.

Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, He looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.

Then, there's a knock at the door.

He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits.

They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods.

It's the two blonde genies.

One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.

I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.

But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.

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[NSFW] - Nude sites.
[ SFW ] - Dream girls.
[ SFW ] - Booty shake.
[NSFW] - Hot latina ass.
[ SFW ] - Silenced revolver.
[NSFW] - Nurses gone wild.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[NSFW] - Find a fuck buddy.
[ SFW ] - Crappy 4th of July.
[NSFW] - Underboob central.
[ SFW ] - Extreme rock climbing.
[ SFW ] - My kind of teddy bear.
[NSFW] - She rides in like a pro.
[ SFW ] - What a great porn intro.
[ SFW ] - This woman is amazing.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked chicks.
[ SFW ] - Guy turned into a zombie!
[ SFW ] - Is your collar messed up?
[NSFW] - Two sexy chicks in a tent.
[NSFW] - These girls use teamwork.
[ SFW ] - How not to fake a heart attack.
[ SFW ] - Shaving cream wrestling. (Girls)
[ SFW ] - Yeah only a few parts are needed.
[ SFW ] - The day the earth stood still trailer.
[ SFW ] - Funny news story of the day is here.
[ SFW ] - Why the fuck is Joe Joe Pesci singing?
[NSFW] - So this is what the Bunny Ranch has to offer?
[ SFW ] - Call this faggot more names. Seriously, do it now! haha

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� Happy 4th! posted on 07/04/08 by Opie

People getting lucky on gameshows.

This is a man.

What a dumbass.

The lighting effects is what made it so funny to me.
Joke

A boy who lives with his grandmother can't find his missing drugs so he goes to her and asks, "Grandma, have you seen my pills labeled LSD?"

She replies, "FUCK YOUR PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"

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Damn right.

Nice try Rambo.

Wait what.

Haha.

Hope that's shopped.

How?

What the hey?

Big pigeon.

Lazy ass ni..

Smile goddamn it!
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[NSFW] - Fuck.
[NSFW] - Anal sex.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Jenn.
[ SFW ] - Good idea.
[ SFW ] - Bread mask!
[NSFW] - Naked Teens.
[NSFW] - Backyard sex.
[ SFW ] - Naughty teens.
[NSFW] - Nice threesome.
[ SFW ] - Gone Wild Tees.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Win a new iPhone!
[NSFW] - She likes them big.
[NSFW] - Look for nasty girls.
[NSFW] - Tagteam that cock.
[ SFW ] - America.. FUCK YEAH!
[ SFW ] - Redneck pole dancer.
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris will kill you.
[ SFW ] - Is she fucking retarded?
[ SFW ] - Cheerleaders are the best.
[ SFW ] - 4,060 years of prison time.
[NSFW] - Is that his penis? Oh my god.
[ SFW ] - Great news for black people!
[ SFW ] - Twin sisters making out..Hm.
[ SFW ] - Now girls can shape their boobs!
[ SFW ] - Enter code "EntFan" for $2 bucks off.
[ SFW ] - Check out Fred Durst looking like shit... (He's faking)

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� yo yo yo I'm a rapper. posted on 07/02/08 by Opie

W.O.W

She has nice tits!

Holy sunburn! and those are forum member names too. Send yours here!
Joke

A older Muslim man dies and floats up to heaven. He sees a tall latter that stretches into the clouds and climbs up. At the top of the ladder he sees Saint Peter and asks him "Saint Peter, where is Allah"? Saint Peter says "hes on the next level" and points to a ladder for the man to climb.

The older Muslim man climbs the ladder into another level of clouds and sees an angel. He asks the angel "Where is Allah"? The angel says "hes on the next level" and points to another ladder for the man to climb.

The older Muslim man climbs the ladder and sees Jesus standing there. By this time the Muslim man is very tired and says "Jesus, where is Allah"? Jesus tells the man "he is here my son, but you look tired would you like a drink"? The Muslim man says "please Jesus I am very thirsty"?

Jesus claps twice and says "Allah two coffees please"!

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