» yes sir posted on 07/31/09 by
Opie
He's doing more than brushing his teeth..
Yellow people are...
F1 death via tire.
They sound just like rain. Pretty cool.
That hurt.
Can anyone make it up the hill?
Awkward Family Photos. (You need a PowerPoint viewer)
Where the hell is this at!?
Quick Joke
A man is driving a car and he hits a woman.
Q: Who's fault was it?
A: The man's. What was he doing driving in the kitchen?
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Wonder if she lost her cherry too?
I think they appeared in Waterworld.
This got me too.
DAMN NIGGA!
PEDO BEAR!
Cat missing..
Wait.. WHAT!?
Whites only candy.
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Teens.
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A perfect rack.
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Fireworks FAIL.
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Sexy girls online.
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G-Spot Positions.
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Super Michael Bros.
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Medieval battle game.
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These girls are weird.
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Chicago White Cocks.
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She sure is having fun.
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Nice Tits On Babysitter.
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Buy a car, get an AK47.
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Motorhome bumper cars.
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Lingerie Football League?
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Beluga whale 'saves' diver.
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Big boobies in the bathtub.
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I'm on a Mother Fuckin Boat.
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These shirts are worth every penny.
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Awesome music video with hot chicks.
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New Eminem rap that is actually good.
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Elevator Psychology.. Pretty good haha.
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Best Sports Fights Between Teammates.
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Apparently they hit the fucking devil. (1:40 mark)
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ALL WOMEN BUY THIS SHAKE WEIGHT SHIT. (Infomercial)
» just wow posted on 07/29/09 by
Opie
Note: Forums will most likely be open to guest very soon.
W.O.W
Joke
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique....a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up to her rear end . You know the kind. So I'm in my room, in the hotel where I'm well known, and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
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Porn DVDs.
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Blow J FAIL.
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Tennis game.
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UFO spotted!
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MILF Fucking.
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Very nice rack.
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Girls of Myspace.
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What a dumbass.
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The hottest teens.
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Wheelchair skating.
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Ms. Pacman is a ho..
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All big natural titties.
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Keyboard Cat's cousin.
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Oh he's just asking for it.
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In case of Zombies! (Shirt)
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Helicopter does back flips!
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That dude is a faggot actor.
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How To Use Sex To Sell Cars.
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Remember the game Mousetrap?
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Hidden Camera In Dorm Bathroom.
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Woman killed her infant, ate part of brain.
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Blonde bang her boyfriend via private cam.
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Titanic is going 3D and that means 3D titties!
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This pool table would be better with spinners.
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His car was towed and pays the $88 fine in pennies.
» little late nigga posted on 07/27/09 by
Opie
This turtle loves sex.
Dog rapes woman.
Cool street fight.
Look! It's Superman!
He's dumb or something..
Midgets can't shoot shotguns.
Joke
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!
* Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.*
* Men keep reading *
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
* Men Keep reading *
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen!
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Haha.. WTF. (It's a GIF)
Look in the background.
I don't even know what to say to that..
Bear says Hi.
Mafia cake.
How to creep people out.
Smart.
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Cam girls.
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Hot teens.
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Robot fish.
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Hot bitches.
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Play some pool.
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Banged in shower.
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Driving range FAIL.
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Making A Sex Tape.
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Funny paintball war.
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The Assuming Song.
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Texts from last night.
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Best Shirts I've Seen!
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People eating spiders.
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She's a good cheater.
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Alice In Wonderland trailer.
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10ft ballpoint pen drawings.
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Porn for the blind. Seriously.
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This is ridiculous. (Shatner)
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Um What the hell is this crap?
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The Book of Eli trailer. (Denzel)
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Very retarded porn movie trailer.
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2pac f. Snoop Dogg. (New song!)
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Pics of the Eiffel Tower being built.
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Remi gots soccer skills. (Trick shots)
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So that's how they bleach buttholes.
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Girls with nipple stickers are a tease.
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Flash Forward looks like a good show.
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Man vs wild with Will Ferrell. haha (5 parts)
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Haha.. That crazy American Idol girl was killed.
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With Her Legs Up In Their Air I Fucked This Pantyhose Bitch.
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Some of these wax people look real. (Note the MJ one haha)
» some vids for ya posted on 07/24/09 by
Opie
BEST Wedding Intro EVER!
Dumbass. Seriously.
Essay pulls a gun on a skater punk and..
Scotch tape on frosted glass makes it transparent. Neat.
Apparently God is funny.
Funny Billy Mays commercial.
Jetski on land..
WTF? (ASIANS)
Wigger Porn! haha
She gets naked after the 3 minute mark.
» yeah yeah posted on 07/22/09 by
Opie
W.O.W
Here's part of that creepy vid of that ESPN chick.
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The real Twilight ending.
DAMN NIGGA!
Correct.
Proof strippers are crazy via The Internet too.
This is actually real too.
Teamwork.
Wait.. WAT?
Haha.
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Bad girls.
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Sexyness.
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Webcam sex.
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Stripper cams.
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Watch til the end.
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8 Bizarre Sex Tips.
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Spider eating a bird.
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Bloody shooter game.
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Hitting it from behind.
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We need to see these.
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Damn her tits are nice.
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Nice tan and nice rack.
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Black Gold: Texas Tea.
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Hangover baby T-shirt.
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This is one huge RC jet.
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It's like that G.I. Joe suit.
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Holy fuck! (At this Church)
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Miss March extended trailer.
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Another girl TRYING to strip.
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He sucks at his own lighter tricks.
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Some idiot split his face.. IN HALF.
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Teenager wings it with a fake airline.
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World's oldest man, WWI veteran dies.
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Japanese counting in English.. Kind of.
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2nd largest aquarium tank in the world.
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28 year old babysitter falls in love with 14 year old boy. Reporter is funny.
» hey yo posted on 07/20/09 by
Opie
Water in a trash can prank.
Old women doesn't trust cops.
Oh hell no..
Jesus pwn3d you.
What a dumbass.
That hurt huh..
How to fail a DUI test.
He did it wrong.
Joke
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
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DAMN NIGGA!
Nice.
I want a toypedo!
Box of rape.
Retz is correct.
Tsk.. tsk..
I'd like to field goal kick him
What is that?
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SAUSAGES!
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Cheap shirts.
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Sexy whores.
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I like her dress.
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Cool train crash.
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Bar fight T-shirt.
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Cat Vs. Helicopter.
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That is really gross.
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Not so good parking.
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Blonde with nice tits.
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Halo kid is a bad ass.
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Banged in the shower.
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Hot girls at Comic-Con.
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Teens doing bad things.
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Hooters girl has mad skills.
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Rampage funny moments.
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Haha, what the fuck is this?
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Damn I want to bathe with her.
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Top 10: Buzzer Beaters of 2009.
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People that shouldn't have kids..
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Wall-E case Mod, looks awesome.
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Another fun zombie shooting game.
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Cute kittens, watch til the end. (Classic)
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Women's laugh sounds like a car horn.. ha
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14 things the recession is helping get rid of.
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Like Pictures of Megan Fox? How About 124 Them?
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Yep, this is just plain weird. Messy tooth brushing. ha
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Ron Jeremy sucks his own dick. I knew he was a Homo..
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Nirvana Vs Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit up.
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The 10 Creepiest Are You Afraid of the Dark Episodes (With video)
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You know, Some dumb nigger probably thought this was beer and sued.
» lawd posted on 07/17/09 by
Opie
Probably the cutest bear ever. (Scared of tigers)
Cool magic.
Fat kid trying to skateboard.. the starts to cry.
The Pepsi commercial where MJ's hair catches on fire.
Fly tubing.
Joke
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, There are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"'Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?' You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes."
"Well, that seems only fair." laughs the cop. "OK? Good Luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?''
"Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
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Nudes.
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Hot girls.
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Dumb girl.
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Geek girls.
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I am in for 1!
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How not to flip.
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Emma Watson.
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Picture portrait.
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Yay for lesbians.
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Battle tank game.
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Cute college teen.
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Most emailed pictures.
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Life Support Porn..Wowww...
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Dodge Viper vs Lamborghini Diablo
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Rollerskating babys.. Kind of weird.
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Best of Kenny Powers. Funny stuff.
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The amount of tar in 400 cigarettes.
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Cool demolition game. (Blow shit up!)
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Dog going through a tube underwater.
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Battle Rats (1988) looks like an awesome movie.
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