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wet vagina posted on 07/15/09 by Opie


Q and A

Q: What has 1,000 legs but still cant walk?
A: Jerry's Kids.

Q: What do you call two Ethiopians eating?
A: Daydreamers!

Q: What is black and has eight legs?
A: The Jackson Four.

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews went for the same penny.

Q: Why are girlfriends like clouds?
A: Eventually they'll fuck off and it'll be a really nice day.

Q: Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
A: He kept waking up twice a week.

Q. What does Pink Flyod and Dale Earnhart have in common?
A. Their greatest hits were The Wall.

Q: How do Mexicans cut there pizza?
A: With little caesars (scissors)

Image Dump

It got me too.

Don't ask for help on forums. haha


Here's Pedobear.


Oh really?

I like to color.


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[ SFW ] - Medieval battle game.
[ SFW ] - Best T-shirts I've Seen!
[ SFW ] - Saudi family sues genie.
[ SFW ] - Cool stunt rider on a bike.
[ SFW ] - Buy your ugly date a gift.
[ SFW ] - Teen sells nudes of his Mom.
[ SFW ] - A safe way to kill rabbits. haha
[ SFW ] - How not to use the Slip N Slide.
[ SFW ] - Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony profile.
[ SFW ] - All girls should wear shirts like this.
[ SFW ] - Prisoners? last words before execution.
[ SFW ] - How to clean your ass before anal sex?
[ SFW ] - So Russians don't want to shake Obama's hand.
[ SFW ] - 'Reincarnated' Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion..

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I want to breathe like GSP posted on 07/13/09 by Opie

Brock Lesner Vs Frank Mir! (Round 1 and 2)

Dan Henderson Vs. Michael Bisping (2ND Round)

Rampage is funny as hell and a little crazy.

I think that was a Judo kick.

Pool NBA Jam.. HE'S ON FIRE!!!

Let's headbutt a windshield.

Peel a banana like a monkey.

Cat spa is safe.

Bruno Dictionary


A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife ignores his remark.

A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured her back side. "Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignores his remark.

Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel amorous. He starts to hug her and stroke her until the wife said, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you're out of your mind!!"

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[ SFW ] - Cars playing soccer.
[ SFW ] - The World's fastest...
[ SFW ] - Cunt Smasher is a BMF.
[ SFW ] - What would Macgyver Do?
[ SFW ] - Cheerleader or Porn Star??
[ SFW ] - The $17,500 video game.
[ SFW ] - Are unique? Test yourself.
[ SFW ] - When Harry Met Star Wars.
[ SFW ] - The Informant looks funny.
[ SFW ] - Another "tricky" normal day.
[ SFW ] - Michael Jackson's Punch-Out!
[ SFW ] - Riding wheelies makes you cool.
[ SFW ] - Scorsese's Shutter Island trailer.
[ SFW ] - The best music video/song EVER!
[NSFW] - Shotgun Blast To The Vajayjay
[ SFW ] - The funniest Transformers 2 review.
[ SFW ] - Shirts so funny you'll shit your pants.
[ SFW ] - Brianna Frost stripping. FAIL at 1:58.
[ SFW ] - Saving Private Ryan prank. Good stuff!
[ SFW ] - Make your caps key into BILLY MAYS!
[ SFW ] - Fish with human teeth, probably female.
[ SFW ] - Probably the craziest movie scene ever.
[ SFW ] - Get a diamond made out of a dead person..?
[ SFW ] - All you pokemon fags can watch them all for free.
[ SFW ] - Every balloon is said to represent the life of an orphan.
[ SFW ] - Toyota dealer employees caught snooping through customer vehicle. (Videos!)

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another quickie posted on 07/10/09 by Opie

No FFL today, finally done with my PT, so things can get back to normal next week.

Kiss the Girl...Continued

Paris Jackson saying a few words. (I added some a nice tune)

They kill him in public.

Train VS Tornado!

Suge Knight Light!


A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:


He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:


Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:


He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.'

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,

'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.

This nun instructs,'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:


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shorty posted on 07/08/09 by Opie


Uh.. Are they gays?


An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home.

After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. ''How do you like it here?'' asks the grandson.

''It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful'', says grandpa.

''We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone. ''

''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents'', Abdullah says with a big smile.

''There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!

There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!

There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor?!

And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The Fucking Arab'

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[ SFW ] - In case of Zombies...
[ SFW ] - Ninjas on roller skates.
[ SFW ] - Make a quiz. (Facebook)
[NSFW] - College chick cam show.
[ SFW ] - 5 Most Awkward Kool-Aid Ads.
[ SFW ] - Weather girl gets owned.. Haha
[ SFW ] - Girl flies off motorcycle. (Classic)
[ SFW ] - Michael Jackson's Memorial photos.
[ SFW ] - Very funny commercial from Hardee's.
[ SFW ] - Paintings of herself banging dead presidents.
[NSFW] - Topless bartender. She sounds dumb as fuck.
[ SFW ] - First Red Band Trailer for Jennifer's Body! (Megan Fox)
[ SFW ] - A look inside Michael's arcade. (No wonder he was broke)

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pee pee posted on 07/06/09 by Opie

Q and A

Q: What does Billy Mays' gravestone read?
A: Billy Mays Here!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson die AFTER Farrah Faucet?
A: He always did enjoy coming in a little behind.

Probably the best proposal ever.

Seinfeld XXX Parody

He's dead.. If it was real.

Idiots kill a dog. *GRAPHIC* (They got arrested)

Air bag under the cushion prank.

Doesn't really make sene, but I like it.

Those ASIANS are funny.

Watch out for that kick.

Quick Joke

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week.

Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher.
"Is he all right now?"

"He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."

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[ SFW ] - Fireworks FAIL.
[ SFW ] - Car crash pics.
[ SFW ] - It's the future!
[ SFW ] - Let's F CK shirt.
[ SFW ] - Best acting ever.
[ SFW ] - She is hot as hell.
[ SFW ] - Whoose sideboob?
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[ SFW ] - Learn to fly. (Game)
[ SFW ] - Ghost of MJ spotted!
[ SFW ] - She makes me hungry.
[ SFW ] - He's made on of rubber.
[ SFW ] - Flips an ATV over a train.
[ SFW ] - Taco Bell's New Green Menu!
[ SFW ] - Reporter slaps a drunken idiot.
[NSFW] - Shay Malone is blonde and naked.
[NSFW] - I wish I lost my virginity this way.
[ SFW ] - Ever had a boner in an awkward time?
[ SFW ] - Obama got busted. Pretty damn funny.
[ SFW ] - Lil Dayve is white and thinks he can rap.
[ SFW ] - Messing with Driver's Ed instructor. haha
[ SFW ] - Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.
[ SFW ] - The 3-lb. Burger Challenge Eating Contest.
[ SFW ] - Katt Williams talks about Michael Jackson.
[ SFW ] - I think Robogeisha will be the best movie ever.

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i got nothing posted on 07/03/09 by Opie

Will get the site content updated Sunday :)

Double back flip on a bike.


Why is this little kid smoking?

Hottie doing a golf trick.

The ice cream kid.

Boob prank at the gym.

That was close.


Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house .'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No... I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'

HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed.'

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: ' . . .. . Shit.'

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[ SFW ] - Beyonce FAIL!
[ SFW ] - Funny MJ shirt.
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[NSFW] - 1925 porn!!!! haha
[ SFW ] - Pictures of Mercury.
[ SFW ] - Press Hip Hop. Nice.
[NSFW] - Dinner time. Oh god.
[ SFW ] - Callahan Auto Parts.
[ SFW ] - Are you a freak in bed?
[NSFW] - Religion and sex DO mix
[ SFW ] - HILARIOUS Bruno interview.
[ SFW ] - Pick the Next Dead Celebrity.
[NSFW] - Horny couple in the bathroom.
[ SFW ] - Anyone understand what he said?
[ SFW ] - Haha can't believe he met 50 cent.
[ SFW ] - Terrell Owens is sorry for everything.
[ SFW ] - His wife was cheating and he gets a crane.
[ SFW ] - Girl that doesn't age and is most likely a rahtard.
[ SFW ] - WoW kid video #3. I'm thinking they are staged. Funny though.

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You know.. posted on 07/01/09 by Opie

They say celebrities die in threes.... leave it to Billy Mays to throw in a forth one for free!


What is it? Hmmm.

Vaginal Vending Machine

Holy Eyeball!


One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

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[ SFW ] - 2 year old pool player.
[ SFW ] - Explosions and Boobs!
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[ SFW ] - Cool car chase scene.
[NSFW] - Taylor Rain buttfucked.
[ SFW ] - Citi field's first streaker.
[NSFW] - Naked sunbathe pictures.
[ SFW ] - I think this guy is a rahtard.
[ SFW ] - When Ex lovers take revenge.
[ SFW ] - First report on THE INTERNET!
[ SFW ] - Michael Jackson spotted alive!
[ SFW ] - The Hangover movie baby shirt.
[ SFW ] - And I was expecting black artist.
[NSFW] - The hottest cowgirl I've ever seen.
[ SFW ] - Celebrities that own private islands.
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