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check 1..2.. posted on 07/14/10 by Opie


Little sexy thing.


Just watch.

Gotta love Halie James.


It was the end of the school year and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers."

"That's right!" the boy said, "But, how did you know?"

"Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.

"Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" SURPRISE!



I want to play American History X too.


Just plain awesome.

You can't die in China.

Nice barrette, faggot.

Hmmm... I wonder.

He will kill you.

Someone must have farted.


He is dangerous.

Shit happens.

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[ SFW ] - Nice cleavage.
[ SFW ] - Zombie T-Shirt.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - Solve the crimes!
[NSFW] - Chat with whores!
[NSFW] - Hot teens get horny.
[NSFW] - I love big natural tits.
[ SFW ] - Show me your vagina!
[ SFW ] - Boxing kangaroo owns lady.
[ SFW ] - Perfect bid on Price is Right.
[ SFW ] - Rope swing gone really wrong.
[ SFW ] - Mel Gibson audio of him being crazy.
[ SFW ] - The best way to fight breast cancer.
[ SFW ] - Awkward Celebrity Television Moments
[NSFW] - Girls get violated in public by a pervert.
[ SFW ] - "Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters"
[ SFW ] - Old Spice guy replies to Youtube user. Funny as hell!

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___you posted on 07/12/10 by Opie

Male Cheerleaders....haha

Dog passes out after humping is toy.

Old man Knocks out everyone.

Worst Soccer Dives of All Time.

Front flip FAIL.

Let's stick firecrackers in a monitor. PRETTY COLORS.

Obama is a potty mouth.

Now this is art. Gets a bit gory.

Killer body.

Daughter Of The Year

Quick Q & A

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the Fresh Prints

Q: What would you call it if Obama fixes the oil leak in the gulf?
A: Nigger Rig


A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world.

Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?
he boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar the game's over!"

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[NSFW] - Only in Japan.
[ SFW ] - Teen Twincest.
[ SFW ] - MySpace Hotties
[ SFW ] - $6.99 funny shirts!
[NSFW] - Hi girl with nice rack.
[NSFW] - Find some hot local girls.
[ SFW ] - Machete Movie Trailer!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - Put of the fire in this game.
[NSFW] - She's good at riding the penis.
[ SFW ] - I will thrust you off the stage!
[ SFW ] - The 20 Hottest Sports Reporters.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit Daisy Lowe is fine as fuck.
[ SFW ] - Well this gave me a fucking headache.
[NSFW] - First person POV porn with 18 year olds.
[ SFW ] - Fan falls from stands at Rangers Ballpark.
[ SFW ] - These dinosaurs are awesome until the end.
[ SFW ] - Not Your Normal Reaction To Getting KO'd
[ SFW ] - Tik Tok and California Gurls are the same song.
[ SFW ] - How to trick people into thinking you're good looking.
[ SFW ] - Dream 15 Shinya Aoki vs. Tatsuya Kawajiri. (Ankle lock)
[ SFW ] - 55 inch Samsung LED TV for less than a $100 - Use coupon ENTENSITY

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yippee posted on 07/09/10 by Opie


Wedding Photography Fail!

Kid walks right through Hula Hoop.. FUCKING MIRICALES!

This gamer gets happy quick.. haha

You Are a Pirate METAL VERSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old DJ rocks.

ASIAN abuse.. hahaha

Pornstars are strange ones.


You have to see this.

Kicked outta school because of sex tape.

Did you ever stop and wonder....

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I?ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does an Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on??. Yes, it caught me too!

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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[ SFW ] - Teen Breasts
[NSFW] - Very nice ass.
[NSFW] - Cute Brunette.
[ SFW ] - Celebs In Porn.
[NSFW] - DVD quality porn.
[ SFW ] - 2 Girls 1 World Cup.
[ SFW ] - Twilight: FOR GUYS!
[NSFW] - Get laid this weekend!
[NSFW] - Masturbatory Rampage.
[NSFW] - Sex in public. (Nice rack)
[NSFW] - Sexy Girls Looking for Sex.
[ SFW ] - Crazy Man Talks Struttin'.
[NSFW] - The Danger Of Threesomes.
[ SFW ] - These shirts cracked me up.
[ SFW ] - Crazy stop motion animation.
[ SFW ] - Double Rainbow.. Auto-tuned.
[ SFW ] - Watch out for that giant beaver!
[ SFW ] - Real 'Back to the Future Power Laces!
[ SFW ] - 6 things every guy should know how to do.
[ SFW ] - Vampires Suck Official Movie Trailer.. Finally!
[ SFW ] - Bounce bullets around and kill the men in black.
[NSFW] - Random college kids get paid to make a porn flick!
[NSFW] - People paid to do sexy, but fucked up things on camera.

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porn yo posted on 07/07/10 by Opie



She's crying over fake cum.

Oh dear god why?

College girls getting paid to fuck on camera


A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."



Wonder how long that took?

16 things about Hugh.

Awesome costume.


I see what they did there.

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[NSFW] - Hot ass.
[ SFW ] - Very nice.
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[NSFW] - Busty blonde.
[NSFW] - This girl is hot.
[NSFW] - Nude cam girls.
[NSFW] - Amateur sex tape.
[ SFW ] - Hottest Satan ever.
[NSFW] - Only in Japan.. haha
[ SFW ] - Find out if you're fat!
[ SFW ] - Step Brothers T-shirt.
[ SFW ] - Greyhound racer game.
[ SFW ] - A Nerd?s Guide To Dating.
[NSFW] - Find whores in your area.
[ SFW ] - Body shot girl breaks table.
[ SFW ] - Twilight for guys. FINALLY.
[ SFW ] - 45 gigapixel camera. ZOOM!
[ SFW ] - Bionic feet for amputee cat
[ SFW ] - The 20 Worst Fast Food Ads.
[ SFW ] - Reno 911 XXX Parody Review.
[NSFW] - Amateur girls get humiliated by male strippers

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WTF posted on 07/05/10 by Opie

Had to post this first hahahaha

UFC 116 Brock Lesnar vs. Shane Carwin

UFC 116 Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Chris Leben

UFC 116 Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Stephan Bonnar

UFC 116 Chris Lytle vs. Matt Brown

UFC 116 Brendan Schaub vs. Chris Tuchscherer

Wait for it!

This old guy is ridiculous.


She wakes up to penis!

Watch how strong this girl is.


Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go."

Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly puzzled, God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven or Hell?"

Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.

When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful and clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came across Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This is great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God and Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.

Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates shackled to a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned and tortured by demons.

"So, how is everything going?" God asked.

Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited the first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the other place....with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?

"That was the demo," replied God.

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[ SFW ] - Twincest.
[NSFW] - Nicest tits!
[NSFW] - Dirty Teens.
[NSFW] - Hardcore sex.
[NSFW] - Perky teen tits.
[ SFW ] - Baby Carlos shirt.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex!
[ SFW ] - Firework accident.
[ SFW ] - Best FAILS compilation.
[NSFW] - Banging in the bathroom.
[ SFW ] - UFC fighter cutting weight.
[NSFW] - Gay Thugs Ruin Porno Shoot.
[ SFW ] - Make a save in this soccer game.
[ SFW ] - The Best of Google Maps Street View.
[ SFW ] - Chat Roulette Funny Piano Improv #3
[ SFW ] - 20 hot girls that are smarter than you.
[NSFW] - Crazy Guy Jerks Off Getting A Pedicure.
[ SFW ] - The Brontosaurus NEVER EXISTED..WHAT!?
[ SFW ] - This face changer thingy should entertain you.
[ SFW ] - Interviews with former WWE stars at UFC 116.
[NSFW] - Real amateur footage of college cum dumpsters.
[ SFW ] - Damn this mask looks real. BANK ROBBERY TIME!
[ SFW ] - Watch out for this WoW thug, and it's a girl too.

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UFC this weekend!!! posted on 07/02/10 by Opie

Cardboard Warfare

Gotta love drunk fat bitches.

Crazy limbo skills.

Check out the girl in the back.

America's Got Talent is so gay. Said NO to the 1st and YES to the 2nd.

In case you missed Chris Rock on the Guy's Choice Awards.

Cat Street Fighter.

New Old Spice commercial.

If you hate Kristen Stewart, you'll love this!

Let's make a scene in McDonald's.

Jello and Girls!

Teens get 10 grand to make porn (FOOTAGE)

So high they eat each other out.

Cock Bandit? haha


After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's up with the big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!

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[ SFW ] - Funny ass shirts.
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[NSFW] - Lemme Smell Yo Dick!
[ SFW ] - Get laid this weekend.
[NSFW] - Chat with sexy ladies.
[NSFW] - Holy nice rack Batman!
[ SFW ] - More Mexican dancing!!!
[ SFW ] - 20 Worst Fireworks Fails.
[ SFW ] - Tiger's ex got $750 million!
[ SFW ] - Destroy a town with boulders!
[ SFW ] - Parliament Square F1 Pit Stop.
[ SFW ] - 11-Year-Old Boy Reincarnated?
[ SFW ] - Jeopardy Alex Trebek Autotune.
[ SFW ] - Guy knocks his kids out with CHI!
[ SFW ] - Man Installs TV With Gun, Kills Wife.
[ SFW ] - The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time.
[ SFW ] - He just wanted to know why it's closed. haha
[NSFW] - Asses of the Caribbean. (Not what you think)
[ SFW ] - She has to eat every 15 minutes to stay alive.
[ SFW ] - UFC 116 Pre Fight Press Conference Highlights.

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