» I want new Full House episodes
posted on 08/16/04 by
Opie
Beaver fun.. The real thing, not pussy.
I suddenly want some Asian candy.
She's naked and scored!
You know that porn has become an addiction when your at the gas station filling
your tank and right when your about to top it off, you withdraw and spew gas all
over your car.
IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 period point thingy
Future pimp.
Get bored at work?
CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!... and watermelon.
Hey, she said it.
Nice cup holder.
Great instructions. (For retards apparently)
She must be on Lifetime.
I sense racist anger on whoever edited this picture.
$3.27 says this is a stripper.
Who wouldn't hit it?
I hate homeless people.
We'll all experience a sexual episode such as this.
Plugs: Dirty
Downloads. and
Free
porn.
Ok, so this guy's playing golf with a priest. And he's really bad, so every time
after one bad putt after another, he's like "FUCK I MISSED THE FUCKING HOLE!"
Next hole... swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED," and the priest becomes a little
unnerved.
So he says "You really shouldn't keep saying that, or the Lord may well strike
you down."
Next hole: Swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED!" Then there's a rumbling in the clouds,
and a lightning bolt strikes the priest dead. And a voice overhead... "FUCK I
MISSED!"
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Fair
fight?
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Kids
on Crack!
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Cameltoe
slide.
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HAHA
we suck.
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You're adopted.
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He forgot to ramp
it.
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Tickling can turn ugly.
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Jump
on a trampoline.
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Stupid.. stupid bitches.
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Found
this one quite funny.
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The Homo Depot is a
funny name.
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I
think we need a gallery of these.
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Damn
I wish I had teachers like this.
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I wanta
see what her titties look like.
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Heavy.com has a lot of good
shit.
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Some
cops are dumb, but really funny.
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Plays
a piano with his balls.. No, not nuts.
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Read
this guy's reviews on some stuff he bought.
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Nasty
flash movie with everything to masturbate too.
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Famous Mafia members, serial
killers, and more. (Interesting site)
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Strip
club for sale, check the pictures. Oh and what's with the pool tables?
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She's
hot, except for the fact that she has more hair on her legs than me.
P.S. New layout isn't near done, because I've been to lazy to fuck with it. I'll
have new stuff still though, and once I finish all of it I can mantain the site
better and get back to posting daily.
» Why is it called the "Black Market"?
posted on 08/12/04 by
Opie
Decided to go ahead and throw something together for ya, still have a lot left
on the new layout/features. Stay tuned..
I may vote for him now.
NO SPARE CHANGE FOR YOU!
Gamers can be such nerds.
This is true.
Britney Spears' Soon to be Step Daughter:
This is the original picture.
Touched up a bit.
Touched up even more, but just the kid.
Log
* ^haksor^ has joined #pipari
[^haksor^] anyone have a serial for Soldier of Fortune 2???
[tiltti] Y34H-R1GH-TYOU-N3RD-4SS
[^haksor^] thanks
[^haksor^] not enough letters in that???
[tiltti] try adding -H0L3 to the end of it
[^haksor^] ok
Little spawn of Satan running around.
Bush has some great supporters.
Female my ass..
Olympic torch.
They taste like shit.
Paris Hilton and a boob
Weeee.
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Who cares?
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What
the fuck.
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I like this song.
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Aww
a puppy site.
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ASIANS
POOPING.
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Oh yes, a dumbass.
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Oh, so
this was real.
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Shot
of tit milk please.
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Fat
people are funny.
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I bet
that couch stinks.
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Jesus saying
bad words.
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Hmm.. What a dumb site.
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Mc
Diddys - A CS movie.
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Nice tongue ring..
Freak.
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Hey,
some boobie pictures.
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Another
highly stupid fetish.
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Would
be a cool video game!
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He
talks great about his kid.
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Hmmm,
Great gag gift. OOPS.
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Practice
playing a F/A-18 Hornet.
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If
you like big titties raise your hand.
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He
has a cool room. Let's burn it down.
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Good
God! You could ride her like a camel.
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If
you like big titties raise your hand again.
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Holy
shit, be gay and fake winning the Lotto!
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I want this golf cart.
(Chicks dig golf carts)
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Haha.
P.S. If you suck dick, you're just plain gay.
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No
idea what the site is about, but kick ass music.
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Ouch,
I think something similar was posted around a year ago.
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If you've never seen
this site than you're in for some big laughs.
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Hey
girls, do this with an Entensity sign and I'll sell you my left kidney.
» It pays to get laid. (Hookers?)
posted on 08/10/04 by
Opie
Capitalization is the difference between:
"I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off
a horse.."
It's time for those EX pics again
You'll
find free porn over here
Oh yeah, send yours here
(Be real about it - I'm sure some of these aren't)
Bring back Memories?
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches
deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades,
they can ignite.
3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough
to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong
enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of
a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a
ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get
a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling
fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old
man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk
on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving..
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story: One day the
first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate
the building materials for his home. She read,"..And so the pig went up to the
man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have
some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class,
"And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said,
"I think he said...'Holy crap! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach
for the next 10 minutes.
25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Hey not done yet
Where's Butthead?
This boy needs a job.
It was me.
I thought "junk in da trunk" was the back side?
Aww they even put a little E-sign up.
Google is wrong.
Um, me and my buddies don't do this.
Speaks for itself.
Jesus was black.
OnStar kicks ass.
Me? Sorry it should have been cats.
This isn't legal.
Make fun of Retard day (Make a note of it)
P.S. You're going to hell with me.
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What
is this?
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Donkey Kong Jr!
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Fun
hockey game.
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Indiana
Jones game.
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She
almost threw up.
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The
best of NBA fights.
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Winged
cat FROM HELL!
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Fake
rescue calls? Lame.
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Bathroom
Habits Survey.
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Pussy
pumps? That is crazy.
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Well
here's a fun fact today.
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Test your paintball
trigger pull.
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Sumptin Wicked
IS BACK!.. Kill them.
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I like this frog animation.
Fucked up.
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That
dude on the right is really ghetto.
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Twelve Asians in one
band can't be good.
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Porn
movie titles must be made up by teenagers.
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I saw this new on TV
the other day. He sucks, I'm stronger.
Oh yeah and I know I slacked off a bit and that's just because I've been trying
to get this new layout and all the new stuff put together. No worries, it will
get back to normal.
So save the bitching for someone else, I'll just ban you.
Note: I don't know when I'll be able to post next, I really want
to finsih up this new layout. I will most likely have a few more for the week
though.
» OOPS.. I dunno posted on
08/06/04 by
Opie
This is a very graphic clip from the movie Irréversible.
White boys can't jump.
Q and A
Q: What is the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales?
A: White fairy tales start out, "Once upon a time," and black fairy tales start
out, "You motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit, but...."
Q: What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids?
A: They both make black people run like fuck.
Q: What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A: kit-kat bar.
Q: What do you call two black people having sex?
A: Fucking Niggers...
Q: What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: What's not functional, then even less functional?
A: A retard with a spoon jammed in it's throat.
Q: Who is the best Jewish Cook?
A: Hitler.
Q: How do you get a one arm blonde out of the tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: What do you call a baby in the microwave?
A: I don't know, but it's fun to watch!
Q: Did you hear the one about the black rocket scientist?
A: Neither have I.
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You'd
hit it.
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What the...
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Little
fishing game.
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Talk
about bad luck.
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Have fun with
Bush.
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God
No! Rick James died.
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New
Batmobile in action.
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Carmella
Decesare.. damn!
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People
caught having sex.
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This is how you
cook a cat.
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Ring Ring
Ring.. Big O phone.
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Anna
video clip at that show.
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Anime at it's best.
Funny stuff.
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Oh hell.. Subservient
President.
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Don't
fuck with this killer dog.
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OOPS MORE BIG
ASS TITTAS!!!!!
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No
Tiny Tim, those are real tittasss!
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Billie
Simpson Drunk Armless Midget.
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Two
cool vids be here. (Race related)
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These
titties deserve 4 thumbs down.
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Then
show them titties and I can help.
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Anna
draws like a retarded three year old.
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Shit
it's "me and son" night.. Call me later.
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So what time does this
come on Lifetime?
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Bad Karma. Another
great vid by Bullguard.
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Oh
shit, I fell out of my chair after reading this.
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She's
so hot, doves fly when she enters a room.
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This is
the type of shit you aren't suppose to submit.
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Looks like a bunch
of kids tried to skip rocks off her ass.
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Of course this is
real, I know her and we call her Butterfly.
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I would seriously
kick my own ass if I bought one of these.
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Wanta
see what other people on the INTERNET! search for?
» Hey tittie! Come here. posted
on 08/04/04 by
Opie
Next Post will be this afternoon or tonight. (8/6)
I love the delayed reaction.
JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom, does this dress look good on me?
Yes, honey.
Mom, does this dress really look good on me?
I already told you hon, it does.
Mom, does this dress really really look good on me?
Bah, I can still see the wheelchair.
Who likes this version better?
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I eat Starfish.
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Damn,
I'd hit it.
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A game called
SCAT.
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Holy
Hell! Huge bitch!
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What the fuck is this?
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This
group needs to shave.
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Hmmm..
Think they have a goat?
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Pimp
My Bride! (The end makes it funny)
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I
bet that learned it from the INTERNET! OOPS.
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I like Fat Chicks and
Little Debbie's. - Rodney C.
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It's a shame these girls
don't show me their titties.
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I'll call
her "butherface" (Everything good, but her face)
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Remember
My Little Pony?.. What about that porn thing? (I call it Internet Explorer)
» My post-it says it's time to
jack off posted on 08/03/04 by
Opie
Just thought I'd inform you guys that there's a gay new design coming your way
very soon. I might even have a little preview for you by the weekend..
Anyway..
Must be the new "trend". You not cool.. until you burn stuff!
Old graphic video, WITH FUNNY SOUNDS NOW!
JOKE!
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious,
she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she
confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box."
Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years
wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
Must be a sex shop in there.
Smart people don't do this.
About time blind people get playboy.
Hello little guy.
Wal-mart is the only store where you'll spend $100 bucks in 15 minutes.
Mircosoft.. Go figure.
You wish this was real.
Who's gonna do it?
Think they deliver?
I hope I don't see any whites girls leaning on this tree.
Would be great if those where her legs.
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What
da fuck?
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Asian
pimp rides.
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GI
Joe villains rule.
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What a great site name.
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Well,
isn't that just lovely?
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WRIFF looks like a gay sport.
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Fuck,
I want to be rated XXX.
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From the makers of Family
Guy.
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From
the creators of Southpark..
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Manpons.
(From the old Man Show)
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God, why do I
laugh at stuff like this?
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These are
really fun. I like doing flips
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She's
clever on how the text shrinks.
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Anna is
really hot not, but still a dumb bitch.
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Peeing on myself
usually wakes me up fine.
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Porn Bread.. And I thought
I was retarded.
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I
was hoping for some titties to start floppin' out.
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Nigger
Head Cap Gun? Awesome.. I want a honky one.
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OOPS,
MORE PEOPLE BURNED, BUT NOBODY CARES. RIGHT?
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I'd
like to meet the idiot that paid 20mil for DOOM 3. (Then rob him)
» I lovvvvve butter.. (On titties)
posted on 08/02/04 by
Opie
I'm sure you remember this guy, right? Well here's a remix.
Vince Carter has magic wings or something.
Yes! Been wanting one of those.
OOPS, he tripped.
GHETTO VOCABULARY (May be a re-post, but still good)
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must
use each vocabulary word in a sentence
1. HOTEL- I gave my girlfriend crabs and da ho tel everybody.
2. DICTATE- My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. CATACOMB- I saw Don King at da fight da other night. Man, somebody get that
catacomb.
4. FORECLOSE- If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. RECTUM- I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. DISAPPOINTMENT- My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna
send me back to da joint.
7. PENIS- I went to da doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. ISRAEL- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit,
that watch israel".
9 UNDERMINE- There's a fine lookin' ho living in da apartment undermine.
10.ACOUSTIC- When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da
poolhall.
11.IRAQ- When we got to da poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12.STAIN- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for
dinner?"
13.FORTIFY- I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14.INCOME- I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is: OMELETTE. Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
It
wasn't even 5 bucks worth.
Plugs: Cool
Flash Games,
Dirty
Downloads, and
Yep,
Porn.
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Uh.
hmm.
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Go
here.
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Winky
winky!
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This
robot rules.
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Need directions?
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Sexy girl
galleries.
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Famous
Mugshots.
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Play
trash can bball.
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I'd
rather use a tissue.
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Free
KY! Happy wackin'.
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Paris
Hilton forgot to do the dishes.
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Bush Straight Talk.. with
Will Ferrell.
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And
people bitch about her cellulite.
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Goddamn
these Cheerleaders are hot.
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The Ring 2.. I'm already
scared. - sike.
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Cockpit audio
files when they crashed.
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What
the hell is she doing in Canada for?
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Teens
are stupid. Ever heard of google?
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You could cook hamburgers on this
kitty.
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Have
to hand it to those Asians.. They are clever.
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This
type of Internet whore belongs on her knees.
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That
goat sure is talented. Let's fuck to celebrate.
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Haha
I even remember that stupid MTV movie on this.
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A guy did
a archive of all the photos he found on P2P programs.
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Wow,
this goldfish goes through a lot and then something neat happens.