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� i hate you posted on 08/31/07 by Opie

Q and A

Q: What's the difference between choice and choose?
A: Choice is when you have a decision to make, choose are what Mexicans wear on their feet.

Discussion of Skull fucking.

Tittie baby.

He's going to jump.

Did that whale just beach itself?

Oh that Steven!

10 quarters, 10 glass, 1 shot. I call bullshit.

Why you shouldn't jump over cars.

Pamela David is sexy.
Joke

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.

After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton!

Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!"

"What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.

"Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"

- FFL -

- Freaky.
- Steve-O.
- Wet pets?
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- Scuba sex!
- Hello ladies.
- That's sexy.
- Lots of girls.
- Make money.
- Robot Human.
- Naughty teen.
- Chicks kissing.
- Yay for fat kids.
- Awesome shirts.
- Youtube hotties.
- Ninja Blood Bath.
- Boobs on craiglist!
- Man Vs kids part 2.
- Does she have wings?
- Let's fuck to celebrate.
- Black Pearl Ship Replica
- Girls doing slutty things.
- The end of this is funny.
- Crime Time: The Getaway
- Bush gets hard questions.
- I want to shower with her.
- Guess the Celebrity Thong.
- Mine Sweeper - The movie.
- I'm 15 and like sex. WHORE!
- Courteney Cox masturbating.
- Emotional orgasm. (Nice rack)
- Best of the Internet in 12 minutes.
- Drunk lady let her 5 year old drive.
- Horny Coeds suck each others tits.
- I appreciate what she's showing me.

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� porn collector posted on 08/29/07 by Opie

Quick Joke

So a chicken and an egg are laying in bed together late at night smoking a cigarette.... The egg turns to the chicken and says "Looks like we know the answer to that question".

W.O.W

I guess he's getting picked last?

Well hello.
Joke

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

- FFL -

- Car ride.
- Hot girl.
- Sexy lips.
- Sexy Lita.
- Drunk sex.
- True story.
- Haha.. haha
- Supermodel.
- Sexy gallery.
- Bubble game.
- Cheap Shirts!
- I miss He-man.
- Lucky pizza guy.
- Sexy Tug of War.
- Match the boobs.
- Cool aerial pictures.
- Condom Experiment.
- When cute girls kiss.
- Did she turn midget?
- Bunch of cool videos.
- 31 Flavors of Shaolin.
- This porn clip is funny.
- Fingerbang via webcam.
- Make a 60ft slip-n-slide.
- Yamila Diaz sexy gallery.
- 20 year old hooker. (Hot)
- Chick Lost In Translation.
- Terrorist gangbang... haha
- One on the left is way hot.
- Human Vs Helicopter blades.
- I need to get my hair did here.
- Just a bunch of tittie flashing.
- Didn't I make fun of him before?
- Brunette Hooker's client climbs on.
- Will either offend you or make you horny.
- Vida Guerra has ass insured for 10 million dollars.

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� You suck, I suck posted on 08/27/07 by Opie

Great football play.

Something is going to happen.

Awesome 4x4 vid 1.

Awesome 4x4 vid 2.

Awesome 4x4 vid 3. (Best one)

I'd eat there, if they sing that song to me.

I need to visit this Lingerie store.
Joke

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother,

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane... "

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little, Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story,

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.

I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army... "

Mommy fainted!

Images

That is awesome.

DAMN NIGGA!

What the gay?

Fun.

Made for New Orleans women.

Nice speakers.
- FFL -

- Uhhh...
- Jailbait.
- I love her.
- Horny Pal.
- ASIAN whore.
- GI Joe movie?
- Sexy Michelle!
- Big ass titties.
- Blonde Sexpot.
- Sexy teen ass.
- Fake or Slutty?
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- Check these out.
- New Jet Li movie.
- Jessica Simpson.
- Totally bangable.
- High Maintenance.
- Super bad T-shirts.
- Outside with her toy.
- Find Gaming Bargains.
- College couple humping.
- Teen deep throat lesson.
- Brooke Burke bikini shoot.
- Austin Black Cock Powers.
- Hurricane Dean Vs Jamaica.
- Holy shit.. Infant swimming.
- A girl will moan your IP address.
- Teen getting pounded via penis.
- The easiest way to earn money.
- Superficial Friends vs. Entourage.
- How to get a guy in silicone valley.
- I wont be raping anyone in Malaysia.
- Ms. South Carolina is dumb. (But hot)
- Aliens vs. Predator- Requiem (AVP 2) Trailer.

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� punk daddy posted on 08/24/07 by Opie

Not 300 it's Mexicans!

So if Dane Cook and Chris Rock had a cooking show...

Hi I'm a Meth Head.

Stern prank calls are the best.

News flash. (Seriously)

Playing the violin via vagina.

Dang.

Ouch

Lets go watch the Hurricane
Joke

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

The man says, "I want two more of these."

- FFL -

- Dirty girl.
- Posh Spice
- Fuck mate.
- That sucks.
- Football tits.
- Sexy videos.
- This is so gay.
- Cute lesbians!
- Teasing is gay.
- Old school porn.
- Hot bikini chick.
- Charlize Theron.
- Hot Korean babe.
- ASIAN rubber guy.
- Weird condom ad.
- Man Show Juggies.
- Celebs that Swallow
- Elevator Phone Sex.
- Another cock tease.
- Car surfing ends bad.
- Ironing Board Vs Head.
- Great college T-shirts.
- Crazy ASIANS at it again.
- Bikini Masterpiece Theatre.
- Homemade porn is always fun.
- Scarlett Johansson Compilation.
- Kick ass T-shirts starting at $9.99!
- Animator vs. Animation � The Game
- Got any bad neighbors around you?
- Oh my god. < - There's your warning.
- Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin vs Barney vs Fred Flintstone.

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� baller posted on 08/22/07 by Opie

Note: The Dailybabes are rotating the past season and the last 3 seasons will be archived tonight. A new one also starting.

W.O.W

Black people are funny.

Anything needed?
Joke

An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You try again."

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