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� um posted on 08/11/08 by Opie

Conan goes to work for UPS.

Conan visits Lucas Film. (Two parts)

Shadows are cool

Cop beats the crap out of some kid.

Dogs are smarter than babies.

It can bowl.

Ants via printer.

I'd like to shit gold coins.
Quck Q and A

Q: Who is the most popular male at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can hold two cups of coffee in both hands and a dozen donuts at the same time.

Q: Who is the most popular female at the nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last donut.

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[NSFW] - Sex.
[NSFW] - Mega teen.
[NSFW] - Define slut.
[NSFW] - Slutty girls.
[NSFW] - Get a fling.
[ SFW ] - Funny Dad.
[ SFW ] - Sexy twins.
[ SFW ] - Is-real sexy.
[ SFW ] - Sexy celebrities.
[NSFW] - Brunette beauty.
[ SFW ] - Guess the accent.
[ SFW ] - Slippery dick is a fish.
[ SFW ] - Well it sure looks like it is.
[ SFW ] - A salt and battery. (Shirt)
[ SFW ] - Elephant taste a rhino ass.
[ SFW ] - I would pull that shirt down.
[ SFW ] - Dog humping on command..?
[NSFW] - These girls like it in the butt.
[ SFW ] - I wish this bitch would show them.
[ SFW ] - Maybe the ugliest girl on Youtube.
[ SFW ] - Waterfall art is freaking awesome.
[ SFW ] - RIP Bernie Mac. (Classic stand up)
[NSFW] - Penis inside a vagina. (Penis cam!)
[ SFW ] - Damn Isaac Hayes (Chef) died too.
[ SFW ] - Some porn is just stupid. (It's safe)
[ SFW ] - Lady attacked by a bear and describes it perfectly.
[ SFW ] - "The biggest military hack of all time" hacker could get 70 years.
[NSFW] - Goddamn Nelly has a bunch of big booty in his video.. and titties!

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� lots of goodies. posted on 08/08/08 by Opie

Deleted scenes from The Dark Knight.

Funny interviews with Comic-Con nerds.

Mr. Rogers is crazy!

Family Guy - Duck Hunt.

That sexy scene from the last episode of Weeds.

How did this happen?

Pressure point KO.

Some awesome take downs.

Burnout gone wrong.

Drifting in real life!

This is a big FAIL.

Lightning is slow motion.
Joke

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?. I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl marries and goes on their honeymoon.

That night in the motel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts.

This was the first time he saw them.

She said, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts."

He immediately drops his pants and replies.. "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"

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[NSFW] - Sluts.
[ SFW ] - Nice mouth.
[NSFW] - Adult dating.
[ SFW ] - Granny raver.
[ SFW ] - He's kinda gay.
[ SFW ] - Amish gone wild!
[ SFW ] - Fat guy Vs Xerox.
[ SFW ] - Upside down house.
[ SFW ] - Fireworks are pretty.
[NSFW] - Ass implants are gay.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit at this ass.
[NSFW] - Have a one night stand.
[NSFW] - Get a private cam show.
[ SFW ] - More big ASIAN boobs.
[ SFW ] - 60 seconds. (Fun game)
[ SFW ] - The coolest rocket ever.
[NSFW] - She wasn't ready for anal.
[ SFW ] - I will help you hold those.
[ SFW ] - Triumph at the last Comic Con!
[ SFW ] - Celebs that look like Muppets.
[ SFW ] - Star Wars floppy disk. Very cool.
[NSFW] - This is some crazy porn. (The end)
[ SFW ] - Alabama has a bunch of incest searches.
[ SFW ] - Got a life sentence PLUS PIZZA AND CHICKEN.
[ SFW ] - 10 People with unbelievable medical conditions.
[ SFW ] - They raided a Mayor's home and killed his dogs.
[ SFW ] - Who gives a shit about turtles? Unless of course they are ninjas.

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� soooo posted on 08/06/08 by Opie

Q and A

Q. What's the difference between a jew and santa?
A. Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

W.O.W (Sexy Hanna Hilton!)
Joke

A man and a woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the woman's place.

A few drinks later, the man takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.

The woman has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The man, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing leads to another and they make love.

After they are done, the woman says, "You must be a good dentist."

The man, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"

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He is a gangster.

I knew it!

This is a girl.

Stupid ass dog.

I just want to drop objects in there.

Pop it!

I'd hang myself too.

Hug me.

Forced marriage?

Now that's hot.

Not shopped, I swear.

Fat man on a lawnmower holding a bird. Seriously.
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[NSFW] - Casual sex.
[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[ SFW ] - Funny shirts.
[NSFW] - Couch banging.
[ SFW ] - Pigs do 69 too.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Mountain golfing.
[NSFW] - Would you hit this?
[ SFW ] - Bud Light elevator.
[ SFW ] - She licks everything.
[NSFW] - Get more pussy now!
[NSFW] - Needles in the balls? No.
[ SFW ] - Pretty face and nice rack.
[ SFW ] - He thinks he's Jackie Chan.
[ SFW ] - Look how mad Arnold gets!
[ SFW ] - Some old school Mario tips.
[ SFW ] - Yeah Speed Racer was too gay.
[ SFW ] - You will be naughty to my penis.
[ SFW ] - This is an excellent documentary.
[ SFW ] - 5 Embarrassing Sex Mishaps to Avoid.
[ SFW ] - 911.. "Yes, My sandwich be fucked up!"
[ SFW ] - I love hot ASIANS. There are at least two.
[ SFW ] - Police scanner audio from bus beheading.
[ SFW ] - Stupid song and I dunno if these are girls or not?
[ SFW ] - Win movie tickets, gift certificates, TVs and cash by using Google.
[ SFW ] - Watch TV and some movies on your PC. (This one is actually legal)

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� shit balls of fire posted on 08/04/08 by Opie

Q: How do you know a black woman is pregnant?
A: All the cotton is picked off her tampon.

The uncut version of that "friendly" lion video.

Dog falls and still gets first. (Cheater!)

He's good.

This cat can box like a champ.

How did he not get hit? (May be re-post?)

Line drive to the face.

The fastest swimmer in the world.

Donuts!

Beavis and Butthead do porn!
Joke

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

-I do physical labor.
-I work at great depths.
-I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
-I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
-I work in a damp environment.
-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
-I work in high temperatures.
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

-You do not work 8 hours straight.
-You fall asleep after brief work periods.
-You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
-You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
-You will retire well before you are 65.
-You are unable to work double shifts.
-You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
-You've been seen walking into the "exit only" more than once.
-And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

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[NSFW] - Get a fling.
[ SFW ] - Zombie Yoga?
[ SFW ] - Dramatic Cat.
[ SFW ] - This is a man?
[NSFW] - Naked reviews.
[ SFW ] - Electricity!!!!!!
[ SFW ] - 5 sleeping tips.
[ SFW ] - Funny T-Shirts.
[NSFW] - Very sexy teen.
[NSFW] - One night stand.
[ SFW ] - Holy shit she's hot.
[NSFW] - Hot women for ya.
[ SFW ] - Superhero bum fight.
[ SFW ] - Something to look at.
[NSFW] - Sex change pictures!
[ SFW ] - I can't believe it either!
[ SFW ] - Oil wrestling is awesome.
[ SFW ] - Pretty cool quarter trick.
[ SFW ] - Stacy Keibler compilation.
[ SFW ] - OK, I'll rate your body. -2
[NSFW] - Longest squirts ever.. YAY!
[ SFW ] - Big tongue for such a small dog.
[NSFW] - Small dick contest.. haha (Stern)
[ SFW ] - The Joker's makeup is made of sugar!
[ SFW ] - Talk about over exaggerating a product.
[ SFW ] - Jenna Jameson still needs to gain weight.
[ SFW ] - 11 year old is pretending to smoke chalk.
[ SFW ] - Enhancing park comfort using technology.
[ SFW ] - Bicycle lift in Norway.. For lazy uphill cycling.
[ SFW ] - Poop in the potty.. fucking weird pic happy parents.
[ SFW ] - I think she was arrested for failure to grow eyebrows.

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� barney raped me posted on 08/01/08 by Opie

Maybe the dumbest Wheel of Fortune player ever.

Pay for a car in pennies!

A karate man in a wheelchair.

This video is crazy if you're high. (Song about cats)

New 911 footage.
Joke

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,

"Hello?"

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle George."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle George."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it, Daddy."

"And what happened, honey?" He asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle George?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ............Is this 555-5731? "

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