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� poontang posted on 08/31/11 by Opie

W.O.W

OOPS Wrong hole. (She's smoking hot)

Shower fun!

Both of these sluts love the cock!

Sexy and Funny Pictures done right.
Joke

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour, surgical procedure. A young nurse arrives to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely? "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

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18 is the magic number.

What the shit?

Take that! (GIF)

HATERS GONNA HATE (GIF)

Everyone should make this sign.

Who beat her legs with a bag of nickels?

He knows Kung Fu AND Photoshop!

Horny Predator? haha

No radar gun needed.

The coolest tree house ever.

ONE OF THOSE WIDESCREENS RIGHT! HAR!
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� I thought it said Texaco posted on 08/29/11 by Opie

FORGOT TO ADD THE UFC 134 FIGHTS, SO HERE BITCHES

UFC 134: Anderson Silva vs. Yushin Okami

UFC 134: Maur�cio Rua vs. Forrest Griffin

UFC 134: Ant�nio Rodrigo Nogueira vs. Brendan Schaub

Siamese Twins. (Wait for it)

SPEED COOKING!

Star Wars Kittens!

"Wouldn't you like the Holy Ghost to come on you?"

Train surfing? That's nuts.

Weather Channel Streaker enjoys Hurricane Irene.

"Holy shit was that an earthquake?"

Dog vs. Hedgehog.

Fence jump FAIL!

Funny webcam cumming prank.

Really hot amateur chick.

Big natural tits!

So many naked sluts!
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� yep yep yep posted on 08/26/11 by Opie

Wait for it!!!

Team iLuminate is awesome again.

Excuse me, Do you smoke? (What a dick #1)

Don't tan by the water or.. (What a dick #2)

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!

These Firefighters are super fast.

Black Ops player on a roll!

Coolest Dad ever.

Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts

World's Greatest Head Massage!

Goddamn she's hot!

Big ol' fucking tits!

Sexy ass whore.

Sex On The Beach FAIL.
Joke

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

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� rawr posted on 08/24/11 by Opie

W.O.W

The best magic trick ever!

Now these are titties!

Threes teen lesbians that....

Rimjob FAIL! haha
Joke

A drunk stumbles into a bar and orders a drink.

"I am sorry, sir, but it is not our policy to serve drunks here. You will have to go elsewhere," replies the bartender.

"Ah screw you! Who needs your drinks anyway?" says the drunk as he leaves.

The drunk comes back in the side door of the bar and orders another drink.

Much to the surprise of the drunk, the bartender refuses the man again.

"What the hell is the world coming to when a man can?t get a damn drink?" remarks the drunk as he stumbles away a second time.

Again, the drunk comes in the back door and once again sits at the bar and orders a drink, visibly upset by now.

The bartender the tells the man, "Listen buddy, this is the last time I am going to tell you, I am not going to get you a drink. Now beat it."

The drunk looks quite confused and then roars, "How many damn bars do you work at?"

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