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The heat is on... posted on 08/16/13 by Opie

Badass Fisherman Catches Bird in Mid-air!

How To Install Gta V.... hahahaha

Put your finger on the screen. (On the video dipshit)

This Girl Is On Fire! I like that song too.

What in the blue Fuck....?

Ugly Hot Girl Optical Illusion

Decapitated Copperhead bites itself!

Idiot Uncle Ruins His Nephew's Birthday Party

If You're Ever Going to Steal Gas, Make Sure You Don't Do it Like This

How Ninjas Play Golf

Sheep Protest!

Baby And Dog Sing The Blues

Amateur couple makes a sweet little fuck video

Big Ass Titties!

Latina Teen Homemade Sex Tape!

She's to pretty for Porn. Just kidding.

DAT ASS on The Beach!
Joke

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check, 'There's no charge.'

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit,' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the mortician says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'

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Yo Gas Tank is on E posted on 08/14/13 by Opie

W.O.W

White Chick Twerking!

Nerd girl gets fucked while playing Ghost Recon

Play Time!

Killer Body!

Very Nice Tits!

Amazing Shower Sex HD

Guy talks his GF into making a sex tape!

This is how you Reverse Cowgirl! (GIF)

Look at dem titties! (GIF)
Joke

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."

After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"

"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 555-3097?"

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DAMN NIGGA!

How it's done.

Another reason to hate Cops.

AlQaeda Dad

Well that sucks

HOW MUCH!? Said the Pedo Bear

Chrtis Rock on Indians

Good review on a useful item.

Great Keyboard!

Ph that Grumpy Cat!

Half of a Bed For sale

Inside a Frag Grenade

Are those Tits I see?

Classy

Sexy Mushroom

The Internet is Scary.

Troll Expert.
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JERRY JERRY JERRY posted on 08/12/13 by Opie

Cat Wearing A Shark Costume Cleans The Kitchen On A Roomba

Black people have to be late for everything!

WITCHCRAFT IN THE MIRROR!

Puppy Surfs Down The Stairs

Mini Water Bottles For Midgets

Incredible Ping Pong Strike!

Mooing Sound Plays During Pitch and.. haha

Sign language interpreter for Kendrick Lamar - Fuckin Problems

The Best Way To Make A Paper Airplane

One of the Best Edits I've ever seen. HAHA!

How To Take The Lead In Style

Biggest Bicycle Jump Into A Lake

Codi Milo Rides the Sybian to an Orgasm

Kinda weird, but I liked it.

I like her Outfit

Lexi Swallow.. Hot!

Look at this Amateur Ass!

Two is Good, Three is Better!

The most perfect fuck ever
Joke

The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"

Joey says, "To your house!"

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fuck fuck fuck! posted on 08/09/13 by Opie

Note: Sorry it took so long, Phone Internet is slow. Fuck You Suddenlink!

Man posts Facebook photo of dead wife with murder confession:
"I'm going to prison or death sentence for killing my wife"
Link to Story (Click pic for Uncensored Version)

The Final Shots of Blockbuster Movie Trailers

Woman Goes Crazy Over Minor Car Accident

The Bubble Wrap Bike!

Awesome Dance Flashmob

Another Cameraman Who Knows His Priorities!

Beautiful Malena Morgan Working Out!

Is he doing it right? (GIF)

Fuck you Gravity! (GIF)

Why you never let a woman assist you. (GIF)

Look at this Escape Artist! (GIF)

KABOOM! (GIF)

Hey Bill! I think I can make it! (GIF)

This Twerking GIF has a Surprise

Lady Gaga posts some weird video of her chanting buck naked!

Super Hot Stripper!

Big tit chick gets fucked!

Blonde with Tattoos is Sexy as all hell!

Lucky Fucker!

Bubble Butt!

She rides him Good! (GIF)
Joke (Classic)

A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!"

He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door!

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

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yup posted on 08/07/13 by Opie

W.O.W

Lindsey Lohan's nude and sex scenes from The Canyons

This Hot Blonde Would Probably Rip Your Cock Off

Surfer Anastasia Ashley Twerking Warm-up Dance.. You're Welcome.

Real Amateur 3Some

Carly Parker swallows two loads of cum.. So fucking Hot

I want to Participate.

Hey Daddy, look what I can do! TRIPLE PENETRATION!

Boat Bang

Nice Titties (GIF)

Take it all off (GIF)
Joke

An old and crusty retired Army Master Sergeant was sitting by himself at a bar when a beautiful blonde bombshell comes in the room.

She noticed the old Master Sergeant right away. She finds him rugged and handsome, and sits down next to him.

"May I buy you a drink?" she asks him. He obliges.

She's obviously interested in him. The blonde says to him "So tell me what you do. You seem to be in great shape for a man your age."

"I'm a retired Army Master Sergeant. I don't do much anymore, besides sit at his here bar every night."

She notices he isn't wearing a ring. "Are you not married?", she asks.

"Never have been. Spent most of my life overseas in combat. The army was my wife, until I left her."

At this point, they hit it off. They strike up great conversation, and continue buying each other drinks. The blonde's inhibitions have obviously lowered at this point, and without hesitation, she asks him another question.

"So tell me, Master Sergeant. How long has it been since you've been laid?"

He takes a long pause and stares in the distance in deep thought. He then says, "1955".

The blonde is shocked. "1955! You have some catching up to do! You and me, in my car, right now!"

They hopped in her backseat and commenced to the roughest sex she has ever had. She has orgasm after orgasm. She couldn't believe his sexual prowess.

She catches her breath after they finish. She's never been fucked so good before. Completely amazed, she says to him, "Master Sergeant, you definitely have not lost your touch since 1955. You were amazing!"

He takes a look down at his watch and says "I sure hope like hell I haven't, it's only 2330 now!"

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