Hot! Play the most extreme porn game: Sex Simulator   Porn Discounts   Discounted Porn   Pornkai   Live Porn Cams   Eporner   Live Sex
3/15/24: Archives will be updated once a server move is complete
» Hell-o posted on 09/30/05 by Opie

The Shining trailer. (You may pee your pants)

Stewie clip.

Puberty Pals!

Just ASIANS doing their thing.

Love Story

So, one day... a girl was sick & her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better.

He brought some soup, brownies, & a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach...he makes the soup & sets everything on a table next to her & pops in the tape...

She eats the soup & watches video... her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend. So he leaves & she breaks out the brownies...

She finishes them right as video tape was over...right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix.. and he looks at the camera and say "You've just been dumped"




I used to watch that show.



You never see a black person do this.

- FFL -

- Sexy girls.
- Judo knee!
- Nice boobs.
- Cages for babies.
- Nude Teen Photos.
- Very lucky doctor.
- No fake boobs here.
- Haha - Cow vs dogs.
- Drugs are dangerous.
- Another fucking puzzle!
- Just pitching golf game.
- Kylie Minogue commercial.
- Asian climax contestants.
- HEY COON! No, not racist.
- If you're in college, get this.
- A new type of reflex game.
- Nintendogs (Nintendo Dogs)
- Two girls doing it. (*giggle*)
- Internet dating is number 1!
- Faith has some big ass titties.
- One of the best flash games.
- Jessica Alba – The Video Game.
- Nobody loves your mamma like I do..
- Info on that freaky ass Bunny bitch.
- 40 Things that only happen in movies.
- Photos of super hottie Amanda Marcum.
- And there's a new jump rope record. Shit.
- Not really a home depot commercial, but hot.
- In case you wanted to know the villains in Spiderman 3...

» Yo posted on 09/28/05 by Opie

W.O.W = Double feature.

That first one was caught in the act! haha

This is a MUST READ - I didn't type.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either

- FFL -

- Hot babe.
- Sick fight.
- Free porn!
- WWE hotties.
- Kate Gets Wet.
- She's hot as hell.
- Bonus W.O.W clip?
- Britney Bust(s) Out.
- Come onnn tittie? No.
- He's all for you ladies.
- Multiple orgasm madness.
- That's what I call a tittie.
- News reporters are stupid.
- Harry Potter with a vagina.
- Lizard eats a rat. I'm horny.
- For all you rapist out there.
- Hey, look what she's eating.
- Jesus Christ. This bitch is nasty.
- Fight videos, including Family Guy.
- Dead people pictures for porn? Haha
- You might remember this hot bitch from awhile ago.
- Gisele…Possibly the best ass and longest legs on the planet..
- Adriana Lima – Hot video of her on the beach in a tiny Bikini…

» Attack of the butthole. posted on 09/26/05 by Opie

What the hell.

Early W.O.W clip. Lucky.

Looks like that hurts.



A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'M BROKE!!!"

And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" He said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.


Damn Nigga!

Look again if you don't get it.

Go figure.

Uh oh.

A forum member did this.

Everyone has done this. Except me.

- FFL -

- Ouch!
- Piano Balls.
- Freak Fest.
- Frisbee Golf.
- Vodka in a bong?
- We got a floater.
- Suicide Girls be hot.
- Don't choke sweetie.
- I love her last name.
- Damn, my eyes hurt.
- Laura Bush is an idiot.
- Staple him good kids.
- Celebrity Lap Dancing.
- Tell Stewie what to do.
- Amazing Corvette crash.
- ABC's you may not know.
- Granny sets up robbers.
- I'd pee in her bath water.
- Find a date in your state.
- Hey, a cool shooting game.
- Japan caused Katrina. Haha
- This is so fake it's retarded.
- This dude is a fucking freak.
- And he calls himself a rockstar.
- I bet she's not really in college.
- I'll take dumbasses for $400 Alex.
- What's he gagging on? (Gay alert)
- Girls go to the gym and make out.
- This is why people watch Nip tuck.
- That 3rd video is, well it's fantastical.
- I bet a bunch of beer drinkers try this.
- Pimp My Ride puts in the MTX Jackhammer.
- Walmart is showing boobs now. Uh Jackpot.
- That's all we need is a bunch of retarded mice.
- Can I get a "Loot Loot". God that was dumb.
- Need to know something about pu.. uh vaginas?

» Ta daaa posted on 09/23/05 by Opie

Fart contest.

Nice QB sack.

He's a great fighter.

Hypnotized and sex with chairs.

This spider is crazy.

Discharge city.

Stupid blonde joke

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.
The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed".
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to
the stranger sitting next to her and asked,......

"Wow that is really sad, how many is a Brazilian?"



White power?

Damn Nigga!

Keep the blades away from them.

Nasty ass.

What the fuck?

- FFL -

- Oral Exam.
- Fake Chest.
- Too bad Allah.
- I'd do them both.
- It's a maze game.
- Kids mugging kids.
- Metal Gear Solid 4.
- Football Fingering.
- Check out that ass.
- This bitch is stupid.
- Man made crop circles.
- New Saw 2 trailer online.
- Hey look.. A stupid quiz.
- Just some stupid people.
- Is Tyra Banks doing porn?
- Time to go watch Face-off.
- Overzealous foul ball catcher.
- Jesus. The ultimate collector.
- Hot red head in a white bikini.
- She's 17? Downs or something.
- Helvetica vs Arial. (Font fighting)
- Every guy and lesbian will love this.
- How do I enter a lesbian sex party?
- Why guys shouldn't wear tight pants.
- Mrs. America pageant? Where have I been?
- So, that's like eating two Americans.. Right?
- She has no arms, but can do a lot of things.
- The Russian Ballerina who took out the Hulk.
- Now you can cut your head off while shaving.
- Naughty blonde.. And background rave music?
- When I was younger, I tried to bring back a dead bird.
- Just think about him trying to tackle you. (Funny isn't it?)

» Just a W.O.W clip posted on 09/21/05 by Opie

Yay for W.O.W

Will have the funny stuff for ya Friday.

» ........ posted on 09/19/05 by Opie

Bud light thanks male cheerleaders.

Final exam. (Good stuff)

Why moshing is fucking stupid....

This is just retarded, but it has boobs.

Jennifer love Hewit is the hottest.

Quick Q and A

Q: Why is Snoop Dogg such a good sculptor?
A: Because he knows how to Chizzle.



Who doesn't hate her.

For his sake this better be fake.

New Girls Gone Wild.

Smile dude.

Good for hiding things such as the penis.

That's messed up, right?


A rich, city man moved to some secluded mountains in Montana. He figured he had had enough of his busy city life and wanted to retire and settle down. For the first 9 months, the man was living in his personal paradise- there were no neighbors around to bother him.

Eventually, a redneck comes along to his house and rings the doorbell. The man, reluctant to compromise his solitude, answers anyway.

"Hey y'all," the redneck said. "You've been livin' up here for awhile now and nobody's e'en met ya! So I decided ta invite ya ta my party this Saturday."

"I'm not really a party animal," the man said, "But I haven't seen another human for 9 months, and it will be good for me to get out."

"Well, there might be some drinkin'."

"That's okay, I don't drink so I'll just stay away from the alcohol," said the man.

"There might be some fightin', too."

"I'll just avoid the fight," said the man.

"There might even be some sex."

"Well... I haven't been with a woman in the longest time, I'm in!" said the man. "Now what should I wear?"

"It doesn't matter much," said the redneck, "It's just gonna be the two of us."

- FFL -

- Drunk girls.
- Adriana Lima.
- Nice dancing.
- Wheelie crash.
- Shit happens.
- Hot panty party.
- Hang glider game.
- Labia surgery... haha
- Home run derby game.
- Shit, I bet his eyes hurt.
- You know that shit hurt.
- Hot blonde girl wants sex.
- I don't know drill sergeant!
- Let's say it together.. Freak.
- How many condoms at once?
- Talking dirty with Kate Winslet.
- Trouble dating? Try the INTERNET.
- You can skydive after watching this.
- Get free coke by doing illegal stuff.
- Did they even read over this headline?
- Make your sexdoll the way ya want her.
- That one lesbian has some big ass titties.
- Cameraman shot in the head on location.
- Check out the dude with the wizard hat on.
- Latest trailer for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
- Ride it like a salt shaka. Wait, that isn't correct. God, I'm white.


Daily Babe that is, you guessed it Updated Daily!!!, Also tons of archived Babes! Everyone loves W.O.W, well now you can enjoy it everyday! The best Funny, Crazy, or whatever clips posted on Entensity! A different Joke everyday! A Funny, Crazy, or just Awesome Movie Clip Of The Week Fans love writing Entensity on their Boobs, so send yours in and be famous!



Best Porn
Porn Videos
News Videos

Amateur porn
Phun dot org
Best free adult site
Homemade Fuck Videos

Fucked Up Videos

Contact | Privacy | Legal

If you love Entensity Please Donate.