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� porno posted on 09/30/09 by Opie

W.O.W (Yes, that's Hanna in a threesome)
Joke

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped .
F: It is like when you are walking on the street,someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ??

S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??

S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.

S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!

S: What is an orgasm ?
F:The same as sneezing. but the the other way round

S: Is it true that women love big dicks ?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb ?

S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth

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[ SFW ] - Halo 3.
[ SFW ] - Nice rack.
[NSFW] - Hot teens.
[NSFW] - Filthy Mama.
[NSFW] - Sex via van.
[NSFW] - Yay for lesbians.
[ SFW ] - Girls with sexy backs.
[NSFW] - After school humping.
[ SFW ] - When turkeys attack!
[ SFW ] - It's better with a vape!
[NSFW] - Social Network for SEX!
[NSFW] - Hot blonde with perky tits.
[NSFW] - Drunk girl with a nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Transparent desktop is cool.
[ SFW ] - 100+ pumpkin carving ideas.
[NSFW] - Yeah, that's a bit fucked up.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls for free.
[ SFW ] - Possibly the coolest chair ever.
[NSFW] - Two sexy ladies and some dude.
[ SFW ] - Paranormal Activity looks scary.
[ SFW ] - DEATH METAL WITH AUTOTUNE!
[ SFW ] - Drunk girls get kick out of game.
[ SFW ] - Dramatic School Kid..or a retard.
[ SFW ] - 200 birds sucked into jet's engines.
[ SFW ] - Read the fourth answer reply, haha.
[ SFW ] - Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach trailer.
[ SFW ] - 10 of the Funniest South Park TV Songs.
[ SFW ] - I like watching girls fight in hopes of tittie.
[ SFW ] - Halloween Source for Best Priced Costumes.

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� ------ posted on 09/28/09 by Opie

Note: I posted late on Friday, so be sure to check it out if you missed it.

Funny unnecessary censorship.

This girl could kick your ass.

R/C fishing!
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Haha.

Oh that Google!

Nice.

That's just lazy.

He caught a bonus.

This trucker probably caused a few deaths.

Uh..
- FFL -

[NSFW] - Nude teens.
[ SFW ] - Mr. No body.
[NSFW] - Workout sex!
[NSFW] - Sexy blonde.
[ SFW ] - Real live Tetris.
[ SFW ] - Top 99 sexy ladies.
[ SFW ] - Defend your tower.
[NSFW] - Sexy naked ASIANS.
[NSFW] - Get laid on Facebook.
[ SFW ] - The coolest owl ever.
[ SFW ] - Make your own music.
[NSFW] - I love big floppin titties.
[NSFW] - Pounded in the bathtub.
[ SFW ] - Jim Breuer on Howard Stern.
[NSFW] - Awesome Spring Break slut.
[ SFW ] - Twister is the best game ever.
[ SFW ] - Kenny Rogers vs Michael Jordan.
[NSFW] - Caught sucking penis at a party.
[NSFW] - Cyclist crashes on the finish line.
[NSFW] - He's bangin his girl on the beach.
[ SFW ] - Kanye Interrupts Keyboard Cat!
[ SFW ] - I wish Nickelback was this good.
[ SFW ] - What the fuck is going on here?
[NSFW] - Something you don't see every day.
[ SFW ] - Look at what this house is made of.
[ SFW ] - No Signal in scary movies compilation.
[ SFW ] - How to make clay with some funky kid.
[ SFW ] - This might actually make you like Creed.
[ SFW ] - Sexy Ghostbuster girl Halloween costume.
[ SFW ] - 10 Celebrities Caught on Tape with Drugs.

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� Hooray I'm back posted on 09/25/09 by Opie

Baby dance to Single Ladies.

This dude is awesome on a pogo stick.

These tits take a beating
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I feel jewed.

What a pussy.

DANCE!

Yeah Kayne shit is old but this is funny.

Safety first.

Must have been made in Germany.

She is hot!
Joke

After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.

The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"

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[NSFW] - Sexyness.
[NSFW] - Sexy Maid.
[NSFW] - Barely legal.
[NSFW] - Amateur teen BJ.
[NSFW] - Two naked ladies.
[ SFW ] - Simpsons deleted scene.
[ SFW ] - Machida vs Shogun teaser.
[NSFW] - This blonde is smoking hot.
[ SFW ] - Cheap Halloween costumes.
[NSFW] - Every mans dream girlfriend.
[ SFW ] - Another cool "kill shit" game.
[NSFW] - Chat with sexy sluts for free.
[ SFW ] - What the hell happened here.
[ SFW ] - Nice camel toe you got there.
[NSFW] - Very hot homemade sex tape.
[ SFW ] - World's Longest Basketball Shot.
[ SFW ] - Hot girls playing SOAD on violins.
[ SFW ] - Guy's daughter throws foul ball back.
[ SFW ] - Hard hitting anti-smoking campaign.
[ SFW ] - Best way to wake up your girlfriend.
[ SFW ] - Andy Richter kicking ass on Jeopardy.
[ SFW ] - Woman gets pregnant, while pregnant.
[ SFW ] - Head-on Collision with Bus Kills 3 (Video)
[ SFW ] - If you get to drunk your dog will clean up.
[ SFW ] - 10 of the craziest awards show crashers.
[ SFW ] - Kid teaches bully a lesson. (Beats that ass)
[NSFW] - Little Virgin Used Wrong Man To Be Her First.
[ SFW ] - She almost won the race but died or something.
[ SFW ] - Funny mouse prank to do on your faggot friends.
[ SFW ] - In case you missed that bloodbath on the Ultimate Fighter last week.

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� i is the late posted on 09/23/09 by Opie

Short and sweet today

W.O.W
Videos

WTF is MJ doing?

Guy tackles robber. (Listen close to the 42 sec mark)

Cops stop to play Wii during drug raid.

Cool crash on the highway.

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� uh posted on 09/21/09 by Opie

Unanswerable question:
If you were on a bus full of gays, would you get off?

Rich Franklin Vs Vito Belfort

Mirko Cro Cop Vs Junior Dos Santos (rd 3)

Kanye West gets kicked off Bill Maher (I hate Bill)

This was a real movie?

This may be a sloth.

Prisoner tells a story about a BJ and then shanks him.
Joke

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ?This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.?

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ?Which do you want, son?? The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ?What did I tell you?? said the barber. ?That kid never learns!?

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ?Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?? The boy licked his cone and replied, ?Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!?

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RAMBO!

That would suck.

Haha.

iPhone to the rescue!

Looks like he shit his pants.

What are those whites doing?

4chan is funny, sometimes.
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[NSFW] - Find sex.
[NSFW] - Drunk teen.
[ SFW ] - Sexy ASIAN.
[NSFW] - What a tease.
[NSFW] - Dorm sex tape.
[NSFW] - Um, whale porn?
[ SFW ] - Cool shooting game.
[NSFW] - Damn her ass is fine.
[NSFW] - These tits are perfect.
[NSFW] - Sexy college girl pounded.
[ SFW ] - Nice collection of cleavage.
[ SFW ] - Vocal Guitar Player. Amazing.
[NSFW] - He bangs two street hookers.
[ SFW ] - Fun game for geography nerds.
[ SFW ] - 10 King of the Hill Fan Favorites.
[NSFW] - Double dick surprise in 70's porn?
[ SFW ] - Cop takes down Granny with taser.
[ SFW ] - I see the ass now show the front!
[ SFW ] - Left 4 Dead Teletubbies Mod. haha
[ SFW ] - 80s Video Dating Montage.. Oh my god.
[ SFW ] - Office prank. (They freeze everything)
[ SFW ] - Chuck Norris Destroyed The periodic Table?
[ SFW ] - Man shoots (and kills) people in Subway. Neat.

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� hold up posted on 09/18/09 by Opie

More Kayne West fun:

Kayne was in Scream!

Taylor on The View.

KAYNES!
The other stuff

That umpire is funny.

Did he say "keep fucking that chicken"?

HEADSHOT!

Oh that Seagal!

Awesome highlight reel of Fedor Emikianenko's MMA career
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Haha.

Looks painful.

Hmmm.
- FFL -

[NSFW] - Stripper!
[NSFW] - Nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Megan Fox.
[ SFW ] - Just look. ha
[NSFW] - Very hot tease.
[NSFW] - Sex on Facebook.
[NSFW] - Funny porn scene.
[NSFW] - The hottest teens.
[ SFW ] - Machine gun prank.
[ SFW ] - Wrestling accident.
[NSFW] - Teacher and student.
[NSFW] - 25 minutes of big tits.
[ SFW ] - "For a good time call".
[ SFW ] - Toss the turtle game.
[ SFW ] - ASIAN face animator.
[NSFW] - Chat for free with girls.
[NSFW] - Amateur girls are the best.
[ SFW ] - Megan Fox kissing her costar.
[NSFW] - I want to have sex outdoors.
[ SFW ] - The truth about sexy women.
[NSFW] - Almost an hour long gangbang.
[ SFW ] - Zombie Outbreak Response Team.
[NSFW] - Uh, I want to be raped by to girls.
[NSFW] - The Best Porn Video of the month.
[ SFW ] - Well I know how I want to be buried.
[NSFW] - Two midgets and a hooker. Awesome.
[NSFW] - Contortionist redhead punished via penis.
[ SFW ] - Ridiculous Newscast about a bear. (Skip to :35 mark)
[ SFW ] - Surgery Killed Mom Who Wanted to Be Thinner for Her Daughter.

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� KKKANYE posted on 09/16/09 by Opie

W.O.W

Uh
Joke

A scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring"Run....Run!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent:"R-r-run ya bahstard,r-r-run will ya!"

A third batter hits a slam and again the scotsman,obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game,screams"R-r-run ya bahstard,r-r-run will ya!"

The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as ump calls a walk the scotsman stands up and yells"R-r-run ya bhastard,run!"

All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.A friendly fan,sensing his embarrassment,whispers to the scotsman,"He doesn't have to run,he's got four balls."

After this explanation the scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams,"Walk with pr-r-ride man!Walk with pr-r-ride!!!"

- FFL -

[NSFW] - Suicide Girls!
[NSFW] - Naked bitches.
[NSFW] - Girls making out.
[NSFW] - I love natural tits.
[NSFW] - Hot sex tape leaked.
[ SFW ] - Good pair of boobies.
[ SFW ] - Monica Olsen is sexy.
[NSFW] - Social Network for SEX!
[NSFW] - MILF with a nice rack.
[ SFW ] - Extreme power wheeling!
[ SFW ] - Girls like lap dances too.
[ SFW ] - Fantasy Football T-shirt.
[ SFW ] - He was nearly decapitated.
[ SFW ] - What the hell is this shit?
[NSFW] - Young teen gets the penis.
[NSFW] - Nerd bangs smoking hot girl.
[ SFW ] - Juggling Tae Bo.. He's good.
[ SFW ] - Loser has over 100 sex dolls.
[NSFW] - I want to go to a nudist resort.
[NSFW] - Spring break pasties and thongs.
[NSFW] - Sister's Friends Caught Me Jerking.
[NSFW] - Haha, this isn't a rub and tug place.
[ SFW ] - Colbert's Best Kanye West Moments.
[NSFW] - I just threw up in my mouth a little.
[ SFW ] - A whole bunch of "funny falls" clips.
[ SFW ] - Kanye West Interrupts Obama's Speech.
[ SFW ] - Here's the actual Lady Gaga performance.
[ SFW ] - President Obama Calls Kanye West A Jackass. (Audio)
[ SFW ] - College student with sword kills burglary suspect. Lucky.
[ SFW ] - Hitler finds out Kanye West Disses Taylor Swift at the VMAs.
[ SFW ] - You just want to ask him "What's if feel like to be a fucking idiot?"

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� uh posted on 09/14/09 by Opie

Kanye really out niggered himself at the VMAs.

Very low fly by.

Puppy Vs Mirror.

DON'T STEAL BIKES!

Jeep gets some air.

Funny Bud Light commercial.

Bus runs over a porsche.
Joke

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.

As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

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