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� jew posted on 09/15/10 by Opie

W.O.W

Hottie.

Big ass titties. (Nice ass too)

Undressing Mom For $5000 (Stern)
Quick Joke

My wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave."

I said, "You pack them."

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Haha

Knew it was for something.

Damn you heavy, bitch.

Justin in 30 years.

Where'd his legs go?

Safe to say she doesn't fuck white boys.

This is really gross.

Nice family film.

Think this is on their mantle?

Woody with tits.

Wait a minute..
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[NSFW] - Sexy bitch.
[ SFW ] - Breast Babes.
[ SFW ] - Baby got beat!
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[NSFW] - Chat with naked girls.
[ SFW ] - HDR video is amazing.
[ SFW ] - Star Wars Sex Positions.
[ SFW ] - Funny GEICO Commercial.
[ SFW ] - Open a beer with your shirt.
[ SFW ] - This matching game gets tough.
[ SFW ] - Dude climbs up 1768 feet on a ladder.
[ SFW ] - Halloween costumes $5 Off Code "ENTENSIT"
[ SFW ] - She had her world's largest implants removed.

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� the clown has no penis posted on 09/13/10 by Opie

Inception Trailer A Capella Re-Dub

100 Greatest Hits of Youtube in 4 Minutes.

Wall-E WTF BOOM!

And another WTF BOOM.

Tractor Tricks

Truck almost kills them.

These ASIANS can walk good.

Stupid Goalie.

Man commits suicide.

She has big ass titties.

Virgins always cry.

Nice rack.
Joke

9 men and a woman came to a stream that they needed to cross. A sign by the stream said there were piranhas that would attack the moment they saw a human male penis. There was only one way across, and that is to line up in a straight line, then each man would stuff his penis into the ass of the man in front, with the first man placing his into the part of the woman's. This way all their dicks were protected, and they made it across the stream safely.

The question is, which man is the luckiest in that straight line, the man at the front, or the man at the back who never gets to be fucked up the ass?

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[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Halo Reach FTW.
[ SFW ] - Nerdcore Teens.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - Stop the Zombies!
[ SFW ] - I need abs like this.
[ SFW ] - Soldiers being funny.
[NSFW] - Teen filming herself.
[ SFW ] - Great Vintage Shirts.
[NSFW] - "Fuck Off Mr. Pervert"
[ SFW ] - Duke Nukem: Boobies!
[ SFW ] - Fun rollercoaster game.
[ SFW ] - Still born baby being "born".
[ SFW ] - Gravity Hook game. Fun stuff.
[ SFW ] - I really hate stupid Jesus songs.
[ SFW ] - The coolest Youtube video ever
[ SFW ] - That retard singing Du Hast! haha
[ SFW ] - Deliveryman Killed For A Few Dollars
[ SFW ] - How to feed a hundred dogs at once.
[ SFW ] - Why must people like this use a video camera?
[ SFW ] - Guns n Roses Attacked at Dublin. (The video)
[ SFW ] - You're a lunch lady serving inmates. Gotta be fast.

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� yuck yuck posted on 09/10/10 by Opie

Wait for it! haha

The coolest walrus ever.

How the hell did she not die?

Funny Stern prank call. (They call an ASIAN Radio lady)

Tube FAIL turns into WIN.

Alternate uses for suppressors.. (Like COOKING BACON!)

Cartoon Bears Are Still Bears

Squirrel goes for a ride.

Unicorn or Elk? Dude is dumb or retarded.

She's hot and it's funny.

Nun sex.

Headlock anal piledriver! Best wrestling move EVER!

Hot college party.

POV porn with 18 year olds, FUCK YES!
Joke

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

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[NSFW] - Teen sex.
[NSFW] - Comfort FAIL!
[ SFW ] - Hot Tub Hotties.
[ SFW ] - Worst cop ever.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[NSFW] - Chat with hotties.
[ SFW ] - Dont Derive Drunk!
[NSFW] - Homemade sex vid.
[ SFW ] - Funny ass T-shirts.
[ SFW ] - How to talk to girls.
[ SFW ] - WHOS GOT DA LIGHTA!?
[ SFW ] - Let's make fun of the retard!
[ SFW ] - Drunk girl in a cart at Walmart.
[ SFW ] - This game requires brain power.
[ SFW ] - How to tie your shoes really fast.
[ SFW ] - WTF this wrong with this faggot?
[ SFW ] - Boobs replaced with dolphin heads!
[ SFW ] - Nintendo Entertainment Coffee Table!
[ SFW ] - Get a custom built AR15 nigga! (Or buy parts)
[ SFW ] - Things not to put in a microwave. (With video)
[ SFW ] - Find out how to get a $1,000 Best Buy prepaid card.
[ SFW ] - So where do I get this 'How to Molest Kids' Manual since it's legal?

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� That's what she said posted on 09/08/10 by Opie

W.O.W

Skirts are for easy access.

Hot MILF.

Even women premature ejaculate.
Joke

This trucker and his wife were cruising down the highway with a truckload of bowling balls when they spot a black guy.

Trucker pulls over to him and says "Hey! You cant be walking down the highway, something could happen to you!"

The black guy looks really discouraged and says "Man I don't know what to do! Can I ride with you?" The trucker says "Well, you'll have to ride in the back with my load, but its better than nothing." Black guy agrees and gets in.

They start on their way again with their truckload of bowling balls when they see another black guy riding a bicycle down the highway.

Again, the trucker pulls over and says "Hey! You cant be riding a bike down the highway! Something bad could happen to you!"

The black guy says "Ah shit Man I don't know what to do! Can I ride with you?" Again, trucker tells him he'll have to get in the back with his load and again the black guy agrees.

They start on their way when the trucker gets pulled over by the cops for speeding.

The cop says "I'm sorry but Ill have to look at your load." The trucker gladly shows the cop.

Horrified, the cop says "Get the hell out of my county, get the hell out of my state, and don't you ever come back here again!".

Confused, the man drives off and the cop goes back to his car where his partner asks "Jeez! What the hell happened to you? You look like you've seen a ghost!"

The cop replies "That truckers got a load full of nigger eggs. Two already hatched and one already stole a bike!"

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Maybe the best set of titties ever.

It's a Conehead!

Haha.

Facebook Patrol!

Thanks Mang.

Wonder what kind it is?

Damn lag.

He's mad.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT MOOSE!

I bet she did.

Strange.
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[NSFW] - Huge Tits!
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Peeping Tom.
[ SFW ] - Breast babes.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex.
[ SFW ] - Is this guy on drugs?
[ SFW ] - Not at the Table Carlos!
[ SFW ] - Test your shooting skills.
[ SFW ] - Poisonous frogs are pretty.
[ SFW ] - This man looks like a little baby.
[ SFW ] - I want a 30lb Goldfish. (Koi Carp)
[ SFW ] - Really good product warning label.
[ SFW ] - The 23 Funniest Strutting Leo Pics.
[ SFW ] - Who would want to live in this dump?
[ SFW ] - Ron Artest pulled over for being awesome.
[ SFW ] - A flash motocross game with lots of blood.
[ SFW ] - Printable paper for free. (Graph, line etc..)
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Ways To Be Gangsta, By Snoop Dogg.
[ SFW ] - Guy hangs money on a tree to see what happens.

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� labor haaaaay posted on 09/06/10 by Opie

The biggest asshole in the world. I love it!

Dog doesn't want to be walked.

Cool Monster Truck crash.

Ticklish Camel

Damn he's fast.

Good way to smuggle drugs. (Well not now anyway)

Head on crash.

Drugs are bad.

Guy shot point blank.

ASIAN orgy.

Terrorist titties!

Drunk girls.
Joke

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars."

The accounts person is startled, and says, "In what form?" and the little old lady says, "Cash. I've got it here in this bag..." and the accounts person looks and, sure enough, the lady has a big grocery bag just chock full of green stuff with big denominations.

This is a highly unusual event, and the accounts person excuses herself to get the president of the bank to handle this one. He arrives, and escorts the little old lady to his office to handle it personally.

Once in his office, he asks the little old lady where she got so much money.

She says, "Gambling."

"Gambling?", he says. "What sort of gambling?"

"Oh, I make bets with people on all sorts of things, and I usually win. For example, I've got $100,000 right here that says that by noon tomorrow your balls will be square, and I'll even give you 4:1 odds. You got $25,000 you'd be willing to wager on that?"

The bank president is shocked at this sort of thing coming from a sweet little old lady, but he didn't get to be the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank without knowing something about money. "I suppose I could come up with enough to cover that sort of wager, but I wouldn't feel right taking it from you...there's no way you can win a bet like that!"

The little old lady just shook the bag, and said, "I know what I'm doing...and I can afford to lose, though I'm not going to. Is it a bet?"

"OK, have it your way", said the president, and they shook hands on it.

"See you at 11:55 tomorrow morning", said the little old lady, and with that she left.

Next morning at 11:55 the little old lady arrives with a younger man in a three-piece suit, and is escorted to the bank president's office. The president is a nervous wreck, though a happy one. He'd gotten almost no sleep the night before, waking every few minutes to feel his balls to check for impending squareness, but nothing happened all night. He had checked hundreds of times that morning, but still nothing; perfectly normal.

When the little old lady arrived he started to relax, knowing he had won.

"Come in, please have a seat! Who might this gentleman be?" said the president.

"He's my lawyer. For a bet of this size I want to have a witness. Any objections?"

"No, perfectly understandable", said the president. "Well, it's now noon, and I'm still unchanged, so I guess I win!" he said happily.

"Not so fast!" said the little old lady. "For a hundred grand I want to verify things personally! Please drop your pants."

The bank president is a bit flustered, but agrees that in her position he'd want proof as well, so he drops his pants. The little old lady goes over to him and reaches out to feel the organs in question.

"OK, you win, here's your $100,000," says the little old lady, handing over a bag of bills. As she does so, her lawyer starts banging his head against the wall and moaning.

"What's wrong with him?" asks the bank president.

"Oh, he's just upset. Poor loser if you ask me. You see, I had a bet for $1,000,000 with him that I would have the President of the Chase Manhattan Bank by the balls by noon today."

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[NSFW] - Naked Teens!
[NSFW] - Naked Celebs.
[NSFW] - Facebook of Sex.
[ SFW ] - Drunk Guy Vs Pole.
[NSFW] - Super hot cam girls.
[ SFW ] - Flirting the wrong way.
[ SFW ] - Best FAILED prank ever.
[ SFW ] - Official video for "Fuck You".
[ SFW ] - Is this hotel pager friendly?
[ SFW ] - Cat wildlife preserve... WTF?
[ SFW ] - Team up and fight Monsters.
[ SFW ] - These guys are like monkeys.
[ SFW ] - "Uh oh.. I just got an erection."
[NSFW] - "Your Pussy Is Too Tight" haha
[ SFW ] - This is how a man makes a salad.
[ SFW ] - The biggest Asshole in New York!
[ SFW ] - Haha.. white people are so racist.
[ SFW ] - 95 kills 1 death. (Modern Warfare 2)
[ SFW ] - Image of Jesus on telephone pole!
[ SFW ] - This woman saved the river puppies!
[ SFW ] - All super heroes should have some of this!
[ SFW ] - This is what happens when you record the plane's blades with a phone.

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� I gots the football posted on 09/03/10 by Opie

"Hey let's throw puppies in the river." (PETA gonna kill them)

Full Metal Disney.. hahaha

Older video of cop getting shot up.

Low bridge causes 13 crashes in 13 months.

Another funny soccer goal celebration.

Apparently vocal chords look like a Predator.

The real reason Doakes hated Dexter. (I miss Doakes.. MOTHER FUCKER)

Another dumbass football play.

Pervert Ridiculed By Crowd.. GOOBER! haha

I threw up in my mouth..a little.

"I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN!"

Is that a horse cock? Holy shit!

Whipped.
Joke

18-year-old Susi goes to a priest, to confess her sins and to ask for advice:

Susi: 'Yesterday I called a young man a son of a bitch! "
Priest: "But why did you do that, my child?"
Susi: "He grabbed my arm!"
Priest: "Something like this?" He grabs her arm, "But that's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Susi: "He also touched my breasts"
Priest: "Something like this?" He touches her breasts "That�s no reason to call him a son of a bitch,either."

Susi: "Then he took off my clothes."
Priest: "Something like this?" He strips her naked and says: "No reason to scold him as a son of a bitch, too!"

Susi: "But then he gave it to me really hard"
Priest: "Something like this?" and the Priest fucks the shit out of her properly...

then he says: "You see, that's still no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Susi: "But priest, he has AIDS!"

Priest: "That son of a bitch..."

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[NSFW] - Teen naked.
[NSFW] - Hot cam girls.
[NSFW] - Facebook of sex!
[ SFW ] - Holy brain swell!
[ SFW ] - AIDS time-lapse.
[NSFW] - Wild Hottest MILF.
[ SFW ] - Myspace Teenies.
[ SFW ] - Cool Combat Game.
[ SFW ] - Cobra vs. Mongoose.
[ SFW ] - Is this song about cock?
[ SFW ] - I Beweave Hair Salon... haha
[ SFW ] - Advice From A Cartoon Princess.
[ SFW ] - Double Rainbow guy gets a commercial!
[ SFW ] - Some ugly retard lip-singing Katy Perry.
[NSFW] - POV porn with 18 year olds, fuck yeah!
[ SFW ] - Baby water birth.. I like the nipple rubbing.
[ SFW ] - I think this old lady is retarded or something.
[ SFW ] - These guys are awesome but it's a Jap rip-off.
[NSFW] - If this doesn't give you a boner, then you're gay.
[ SFW ] - Top 10: Shortcuts To Improve Your Appearance.
[ SFW ] - Man Spends 62 Years Building Fleet Out of Matchsticks
[NSFW] - Didn't pay much attention to what it's about cause there be boobs.

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� Noon porn posted on 09/01/10 by Opie

W.O.W

I love the sound effects haha

Holy vagina pain!

College chicks!
Joke

3 middle-aged women have been meeting up for ladies night every Wednesday for as long as they can remember.

One particular night, they drink too much, way too much. I mean falling down, sloppy, stupid wasted.

The next day they all meet up for coffee and naturally, they talk about the events from the previous night.

The first woman says that she got the most wasted. " I crashed my car on the way home. I completely totaled it, spent a night in the hospital, and got a DUI. I was the most wasted.

The second woman says no way, she was the most wasted. "I made it home but started a huge fight with my husband. I ended up knocking over a candle and burning the house down! I have no place to live now! I was the most wasted."

Now the third woman chimes in. "That's all well and good, but I was definitely the most wasted. I had sex with Paul."

"How is that worse?" the second woman says, " I burned my house down, she totaled her car, you just had sex!"

"Paul," replies the third woman, "Is my dog."

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