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� Who loves orange soda? posted on 09/16/11 by Opie

Darth Vader "Nooo!" Re-Edited into Classic Movies.

The best Taxidermy Commercial ever!

No cone-ing for you! (Damn she fine)

World's Greatest Drag Race!

Rhino Vs Pigs. GOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She has excellent circus skills.

You ok? BLAHHHHHHHHHeah

8 year old lands a 720.

They let their powers combine and saved that man.

Really good pole dancer!

She gets fucked in the bathroom.

Hey! Grind on my face bitch!

All that ass!

Up the poop chute! Stop crying!

The funniest tranny porn you will ever see.

Sexy + Funny = Awesome

Here are the Scarlett Johansson leaked nudes.
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[ SFW ] - SpongeBob fights two women.
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[ SFW ] - Dirt Devil made a hilarious commercial.
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[ SFW ] - Breaking Dawn Trailer reaction.. WHAT THE FUCK!?
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[ SFW ] - 50 images that would make awesome dorm room posters.
[ SFW ] - Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den.

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� Yayaya Coco Jambo, Yaya yee posted on 09/14/11 by Opie

W.O.W

Damn! She's fine.

Best friends share EVERYTHING...

Big tit teen filled with big sausage!

GOOD LAWD at those asses!

Dude with Parkinson's hires a hooker. Hilarity ensues.
Joke

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also..'

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'

'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.

You'll really love my place..

The grass is almost a foot high.'

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Hottest model ever. (GIF)

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It's Ok, He's a Gay.

He almost found a new mate. (GIF)

Haha

HARRY'S GOT A GUN! (GIF)

This is why I'm hot.

Don't be hatin'.

Spiderman does porn!.. Wait for it. (GIF)

So true.

STFU DOG! (GIF)

Wolverine is still a bad ass.
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[ SFW ] - The Lion King was stolen from Japan!
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[NSFW] - Beverly Hills takes a degrading face fucking.
[ SFW ] - Will Christina Hendricks ever show those tits?
[ SFW ] - Apparently this is the most exciting race ever.
[ SFW ] - Roast of Charlie Sheen coming Monday! (Teaser)
[ SFW ] - How To Accidentally Have 150 Kids And Get Paid For It.

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� yeah yeah I know posted on 09/12/11 by Opie

Bonjour, Girl! (Funny as hell Dub)

Wait for it.. haha!

Cone-ing, The Unicorn Method is hilarious.

Now this is how to leave a Reality Show!

A cat that actually isn't worthless.

Dog got skills.

The best College advertisement ever!

Drummer go bounce.

Doggy door doesn't work for all dogs.

Homemade sex tape are always hot.

Drunk Russian porn is funny as hell.

She's ready for her facial sir!
Q and A

Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for 10 years.

Quick Joke

A scientific breakthrough has discovered that the female gender can carry intelligent cells,

Unfortunately, 95% of them spit it out...

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[NSFW] - Chicks that play tennis have great asses.
[ SFW ] - The Secret To Selling Her On A Threesome.
[ SFW ] - WTF is Tommy Lee Jones singing ASIAN for?
[ SFW ] - Britney Spears better watch out for this crazy fan.
[NSFW] - MIDGET PORN WITH AWESOME BACKGROUND MUSIC!
[ SFW ] - Drunken moose ends up stuck in Swedish apple tree.

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� 9/11 posted on 09/11/11 by Opie

Never Forget

P.S. Monday's post coming at you shortly..

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� ABCD is my name posted on 09/09/11 by Opie

Twilight in 4 seconds.

A True Gentleman on The People's Court. Hahaha!

Batmanning is better than planking!

3 year old dressed up like a Hooker.

Epic Frog!

Gumby Attempts To Rob 7-11.

Polar bear attacks a woman.

Spidercat. Spidercat....

I must own this toy.

This bug is ready for BATTLE!

LSD porn!

Tits that go FLOP!

Lucky dude plays with them all!

Don't Label Me!
Cool story bro

So, it was Friday night... And since we have no money and don't receive government handouts, we have to hang out on a Friday night like we are still in college. Chip in on some pizza, watch a football game, drink a few beers. You guys get the idea.

My friend's wife joined the festivities and sat down with a beer and decided to grade her kids work. She is a teacher in the public school system. I believe she teaches fifth grade (or in this case, "fif grade").

Well I said, "this should be an exciting social experiment." And as you might guess: Kristen = 97, Charlotte = 93, Ben = 100, David = 89, Qoran = 57, Dontravius = 40, Passion = 61, and the best of the best...... dun dun dunnn...... Abcd = 73. (No, I didn't stutter! The little nigger is named Abcd. Pronounced ah-bee-cuh-dee)

I almost pissed on myself as we viewed the scores. Of course the libtarded teacher made some excuse about parenting and upbringing, yada yada yada.

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[ SFW ] - Futurist Predictions.
[NSFW] - Naked lady and whales!
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[ SFW ] - Fingerboarding With Style.
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[NSFW] - Chat with smokin' hot cam girls!
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[ SFW ] - Don't trust those Hotel Room Safes.
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[ SFW ] - Dude hunts fish underwater for over 2 minutes.
[ SFW ] - Nike is going to release Back to the Future shoes!?
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� hey yeah posted on 09/07/11 by Opie

W.O.W

Hot redhead fucked in the shower.

Killer body once she gets naked.

I love lesbians.

Haha!!!
Joke

Piece of string walks in to a bar, and orders a drink.

The bartender says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve string here."

The string Says "Ok, I'll take my business elsewhere."

The string walks down to the next bar, and tries to order a drink, the bartender in this bar says "We don't serve pieces of string here, move on!"

The string is a little hurt, but he decides that he still needs a drink, and moves a little farther down the street to another bar.

He walks in tries to order a drink, and the bartender says "Get the hell out! We don't serve string in these parts."

This time the piece of string is real mad. He tussles up his hair, gets himself all knotted up, and walks in to the first bar he went in to, and says "Sir! I'll have a drink!"

The bartender looks at him real close, and says, "Wait a minute, aren't you that piece of string?"

The piece of string puffs out his chest, and says, "Sorry sir, I'm a frayed knot"

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